Have you heard this travelling salesman one?!
Question: Have you heard this travelling salesman one!?
This travelling salesman
calls into a market town
goes into the local hotel
and asks if they have a room for the night
the hotel owner explains that all rooms are taken
due to the fact it is market day
he does say that they have a double room
with only one person in it
and quite possibly George would let him share
he says the only problem is George snores very loudly
and he probably would not get any sleep
well the salesman agrees to share with George
the following morning the hotel owner asked if he managed to sleep at all
I had a wonderful nights sleep thank you replied the salesman
I went over to George
patted him on the bum
said night night sweetie
kissed him on both cheeks
and he was to bloody scared to go to sleep
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calls into a market town
goes into the local hotel
and asks if they have a room for the night
the hotel owner explains that all rooms are taken
due to the fact it is market day
he does say that they have a double room
with only one person in it
and quite possibly George would let him share
he says the only problem is George snores very loudly
and he probably would not get any sleep
well the salesman agrees to share with George
the following morning the hotel owner asked if he managed to sleep at all
I had a wonderful nights sleep thank you replied the salesman
I went over to George
patted him on the bum
said night night sweetie
kissed him on both cheeks
and he was to bloody scared to go to sleep
did you like that one!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Lmao :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol Thats one way to do it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He he - nice one - have a star mate
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That's a good one!. Keep writing them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha! Thats a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Star, Enough Said! LOL LOL LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's like the scene in Planes, Trains and Automobiles, when John Candy and Steve Martin wake up snuggling!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not funny sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good Stuff, hahahahWww@Enter-QA@Com
classic well doneWww@Enter-QA@Com