Lots more labels (really funny)!?!


Question: Lots more labels (really funny)!!?
Instructions for a cordless phone:
Do not put lit candles on phone!.

Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean
Do not drive cars in ocean!.

Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert
Always drive on roads!. Not on people!.

Bus Stop
No stopping or standing!.

Church Sign
These rows reserved for parents with children!.

Bag of Fritos
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary!. Details inside!.

Credit card statement!.
Payment is due by the due date!.

Laundromat triple washer
No small children!.

Sign in front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
Take care: new non-slip surface!.

Box of Pills
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone!.

Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat!.

Can of black pepper!.
Instructions: usage known!.

Bag of cat biscuits
Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants!.

Car Manual
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors!.

Espresso Kettle
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position!.

T!.V!. manual
Do not pour liquids into your television set!.

Label on a hammer
Caution - Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object

VCR box
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included!.

Toilet brush
Do not use for personal hygiene!.

Black rubber fishing worm
Not for human consumption!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
im having a bad day!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

Nice!. Really funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHA these are so kwel the television one made me LOL!!!!!!!!! starred :D your one awesome dude!Www@Enter-QA@Com

A Star For You!.!.!.!!

WoW, some are 'hard to believe'!.!.!.!.!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha i loved the washing machine!!
no small children =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

Good stuff!
I once saw a picture in a magazine that showed a restaurant called "The Horses Mouth"!. And below the sign it said " parking in the rear"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

some were stupid but others were funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com



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