How could you get it so wrong??...?!


Question: How could you get it so wrong!?!?!.!.!.!?
There were two twins, Joe and John!.
Joe was the owner of a old dilapidated boat!. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank!.

A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe, and mistaking him for John said "I'm sorry to hear about your loss!. You must feel terrible"!.

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat, said "Fact is, I'm sort of glad to get rid of her!. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning!. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like an old dead fish!. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front, too!.
Every time I used her the hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy!. I guess what finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time for the weekend!.
I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow and were willing to pay!. The fools all tried to get in her at the same time and split her right down the middle!."

The old woman fainted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
theres something about pretty lades telling rude jokes i fall in love with them!.!.!.cant help myself!.!.!.a star for a star!.!.my little dumpling!.!.!.!.!.seamanab xWww@Enter-QA@Com

never heard that one before!!.!.!.!.too funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ha
thxWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ha HaWww@Enter-QA@Com

The old one's are still the best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL hilarious best one on here yetWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!!!!!! that is hilarious!. poor old lady!. ^ !. ^Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO!!!
Now that was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Wha!? I think I get it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Thats good
a star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com

L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L!!!
HAHA!!
:))Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!.!.!.
STAR! TOO FUNNY!Www@Enter-QA@Com

stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com

good joke i havent heard!.!.!. star 4 uWww@Enter-QA@Com

He he !. Old but good!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaha that is good one i liked that one the mostWww@Enter-QA@Com

OMG HAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha!. i get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I am so glad you posted this joke!. I've heard it before and LOVED IT!. I just couldn't remember how it went!. I was wanting to post it on here myself, but like I said, couldn't remember the details well enough!.

It gave me a great chuckle, which I needed!. I've had a rough day already and I was little depressed, that totally helped lift my spirits!.

THANK YOU and KUDOS

Have a *Www@Enter-QA@Com

FREAKING HILARIOUS!!! star for you!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

HA! that is soooo funny! Just think what John is going to do to Joe when he gets word of this! lol : )Www@Enter-QA@Com

well what the hell
where do you get them from

at my age in life you think you have heard it all before

well i think i have now

you are unique

if i was not allergic to wives i would marry you

to brighten my life upWww@Enter-QA@Com

Loved it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

classicWww@Enter-QA@Com

That was funny !!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaha very good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

OH NO! That's HILARIOUS!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nice one big lol,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com



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