What is a funny, short joke that I can write in a letter to my aunt and cousin?!


Question: What is a funny, short joke that I can write in a letter to my aunt and cousin!?
Nothing dirty, rude, or offensive, please!. A silly joke would be appreciated, and a dorky joke would be the best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
hehe
a guy walks into a bar and says "OUCH"

lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I got a dog with no legs and named him "cigarette", cause everynight i took him out for a drag!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hi, Antie,
ARE YOU STILL MARRIED TO MY UNCLE!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

WHAT DID JULIUS CAESAR WANT WHEN HE WALKED INTO THE BAR AND MADE A PEACE SIGN TO THE BARTENDER!?

five beers - - - - - - (the roman numeral for 5 is V)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Q:Why do bagpipe players keep walking when they play them!?!?


A:To move away from the sound!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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