Why is it ...When a newly married man looks happy we know why. But when?!
Question: Why is it !.!.!.When a newly married man looks happy we know why!. But when!?
a ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why!.
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A guy calls home from work and a strange woman answers the phone!. The guy says, "Who is this!?" "This is the maid," answers the woman!.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house!."
"Oh!. Well, this is her husband!. Is she there!?"
"Ummm!.!.!. she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone whom I just naturally figured was her husband!."
He'd always suspected, but now he knows!. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000!?"
"What do I have to do!?"
"I want you to get my gun from the desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with!."
"$50,000!? Really!?"
"Yes!."
The maid puts down the phone!. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots!. The maid comes back to the phone!. "What should I do with the bodies!?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What pool!?"
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A guy calls home from work and a strange woman answers the phone!. The guy says, "Who is this!?" "This is the maid," answers the woman!.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house!."
"Oh!. Well, this is her husband!. Is she there!?"
"Ummm!.!.!. she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone whom I just naturally figured was her husband!."
He'd always suspected, but now he knows!. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000!?"
"What do I have to do!?"
"I want you to get my gun from the desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with!."
"$50,000!? Really!?"
"Yes!."
The maid puts down the phone!. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots!. The maid comes back to the phone!. "What should I do with the bodies!?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What pool!?"
"Uhhh !. !. !. is this 832-4821!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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