An Oldie, but still good for a laugh?!


Question: An Oldie, but still good for a laugh!?
A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat!. As he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane!.

He realised she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the seat right beside him!.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, " Business trip or vacation!?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business

I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States "!.

He swallowed, here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention!?"


"Lecturer," she responded!. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality!."


"Really", he smiled, " What myths are those!?"


"Well," she explained," One popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait!. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent!. We have also found that the best
potential lovers in all categories are the Irish,"

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed!. "I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!."

"Tonto," the man said!.!.!. "Tonto Papadopoulos , but my friends call me Paddy!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Now that is Brilliant joke!.!!!
At that moment he would be anything, Greek, Indian, lol!.!!!
10/10 Greybeard!.!!!
Cheers mate for a laugh on the night shift!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com

Cool! Original and funny and makes you think too!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Made me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i don't get it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

lm$oWww@Enter-QA@Com

huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yes, it wiz an oldie, but definately one o' the best ever!!! I can never get it right when I'm tryin' tae get a laugh at parties!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

keep em coming there great, thumbs up!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sorry not your best!. Tut tut!. xWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ace joke,,have another star,,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com

not too badWww@Enter-QA@Com



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