How come when Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Wat!
Question: How come when Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet!. Water gets Chuck Norris!?
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1st of all, chuck norris never falls!. everything else falls!. 2nd: chuck norris can't get wet cuz it would piss him off!. the water gets chuck norris cuz chuck norris wants it to!. the water now has an incurable disease, symptoms include crying and many roundhouse kicks to the body!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because its Chuck Norris, duh!. Chuck Norris doesn't need explanations!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
b/c its chuck norris duh!. Chuck Norris rules the universe!.
When Chuck norris' tears cure cancer, but chuck norris doesnt cry!.
When chuck norris goes jogging, he isnt running, the world is running below him!.
hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
When Chuck norris' tears cure cancer, but chuck norris doesnt cry!.
When chuck norris goes jogging, he isnt running, the world is running below him!.
hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
cuz its chuck norris!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cuz he is just that awesomeWww@Enter-QA@Com
cuz norris dident like the fact that water was on him hed rather him be on water and so it was told as the 11TH commandmentWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hmmm!. !. !.I think it's for the same reasons as this:
"If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and the package is labeled CHICKEN, but Chuch Norris says its beef, THEN IT'S F*CK*N' BEEF!!!"
Get it!?!?!?
Plus Chuck Norris is like the Lone Star Ranger of Lone Star Rangers!. Get it now!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
"If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and the package is labeled CHICKEN, but Chuch Norris says its beef, THEN IT'S F*CK*N' BEEF!!!"
Get it!?!?!?
Plus Chuck Norris is like the Lone Star Ranger of Lone Star Rangers!. Get it now!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
type "find chuck norris" into google search and hit "i'm feeling lucky"Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL I LOVE CHUCK NORRIS!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The attractiveness of Chuck is such that even water doesnt want to touch him!.
I used to be afraid of his roundhouse, but now he would break a hip halfway 'roundWww@Enter-QA@Com
I used to be afraid of his roundhouse, but now he would break a hip halfway 'roundWww@Enter-QA@Com