What Is The Funniest Joke You've EVER Heard???!


Question: What Is The Funniest Joke You've EVER Heard!?!?!?
No blonde jokes or rude jokes plz!. Thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years!. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed!.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom!. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is probably very dangerous!. If he gets angry, he'll kill us!. Be strong, honey!. I love you!."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck!. He wwas whispering in my ear!. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong honey!. I love you too!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

what do you call a man called bob!?

Bob!!!

that makes me laugh every time!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sherlock Holmes and Dr!. Watson goes on a camping trip!. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep!. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend!.



‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see!.”



I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson!.



“And what do you deduce from that!?”



Watson ponders for a minute!.



“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets!. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo!. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three!.



“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow!. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe!. What does it tell you, Holmes!?”



Holmes is silent for a moment!. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says!. “Someone has stolen our tent!”Www@Enter-QA@Com

knock knock!.!.!.!.

whos there!.!.!.!.

not youWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama so poor she has to chases after the garbage truck with a shopping list


why did the first koala fall out of the tree
coz it was dead
why did the second koala fall out of the tree
it was hit by the first one
why did the third koala fall out of the tree
it thought it was a game so it joined in


wats brown and sticky
a stick

wats clear and smells like bananas
monkey farts

wats yellow and smells like monkeys
monkey vomit

wats brown and sticky and smells like bananas
monkey vomit on a stick


why diod the man cut down the tree
coz it was there


why did the tree cut down the man
coz it was a bad tree


why r poodles called poodles
coz the do lots of poodlesWww@Enter-QA@Com

Okay so when your talking to someone just say 'Do u rekon it smell like up dog in here!?!?'

and then they're SUPPOSED to go 'Whats up dog!?'

and then just go 'Nuthhin mucch'

but its fcuking annoying when they're like!.!.
um whats that!.
and dont just say 'whats up dog'

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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