An American soldier was captured by the Germans during the war.?!
Question: An American soldier was captured by the Germans during the war!.!?
A couple of weeks went by, and it was discovered he had a rare disease in his limbs!. The Germans told him "we are sorry, but we have to amputate your right arm"
The soldier replied "if you must, but will you send it back to the states so it will be buried in my homeland!?"
They said "Yes"!.
A couple of weeks later it spread to his left arm, and it needed to be amputated as well!. He made the same request to send the limb home, and the Germans obliged!.
A couple more weeks later, it was discovered it spread to his left leg!. The Germans informed him they would need to now amputate his leg!. He again requested they send the limb to the states!. This time the Germans said "NO!"
He asked "why not!?!"
They replied "We think you are trying to escape!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The soldier replied "if you must, but will you send it back to the states so it will be buried in my homeland!?"
They said "Yes"!.
A couple of weeks later it spread to his left arm, and it needed to be amputated as well!. He made the same request to send the limb home, and the Germans obliged!.
A couple more weeks later, it was discovered it spread to his left leg!. The Germans informed him they would need to now amputate his leg!. He again requested they send the limb to the states!. This time the Germans said "NO!"
He asked "why not!?!"
They replied "We think you are trying to escape!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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cute, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hA!.ha!.!.ha !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol! That was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was in the movie Memphis Bell!. Funny joke though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is not a question!. I will be turning you into yahoo for violation of community guidelines!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Germans are usually no laughing matter but they are in this joke lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com