Do u tell the truth?!
Question: Do u tell the truth!?
A fellow passed a house with a little red light burning in front, so he
stepped inside!. There was nothing in sight and nothing there but an
empty bare hallway, with two doors reading, "Over 35" and "Under 35!."
He decided to be truthful and entered the door that said, "Over 35!." He
found himself in another empty hallway, this one with two doors that
read, "Over 8 inches" and "Under 8 inches!."
Truthful again, he went through the "Under 8 inches" door and found
himself in another empty hall, with two more doors reading, "Once a night"
and "Over 4 times a night!."
Still wanting to be truthful, he entered the door marked "Once a night"
and found himself back out on the street!.
The moral of this story is:
"IF U Always tell the truth and you'll never get screwed!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
stepped inside!. There was nothing in sight and nothing there but an
empty bare hallway, with two doors reading, "Over 35" and "Under 35!."
He decided to be truthful and entered the door that said, "Over 35!." He
found himself in another empty hallway, this one with two doors that
read, "Over 8 inches" and "Under 8 inches!."
Truthful again, he went through the "Under 8 inches" door and found
himself in another empty hall, with two more doors reading, "Once a night"
and "Over 4 times a night!."
Still wanting to be truthful, he entered the door marked "Once a night"
and found himself back out on the street!.
The moral of this story is:
"IF U Always tell the truth and you'll never get screwed!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
haha =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont because as you said IF U Always tell the truth and you'll never get screwed ,will i like being screwed!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol lmao RTTTBIPMS (running to the toilet before i piss myself)
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahhaha !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Frankly he deserved to be back in the street!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Would you put a Tomato in a fruit salad, even though it is a fruit!. lol!. Origin of this joke is a man looking for a huge vagina!. and he ends up in an alley!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha,,,need to read 2 times before I got the joke,,,good one,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
That tells me why I never get screwed!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Guess I gotta start eating more Jello!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Maybe if I drove a Honda might help too!.!.!.!.!.
Wear Snow boots!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Gold ear ring !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Diamond stud in my navel!.!.!.!.!.!.
Oh well!.!.!.!.I can dream!.!.!.lol
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Guess I gotta start eating more Jello!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Maybe if I drove a Honda might help too!.!.!.!.!.
Wear Snow boots!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Gold ear ring !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Diamond stud in my navel!.!.!.!.!.!.
Oh well!.!.!.!.I can dream!.!.!.lol
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thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
wondering wats bhind oder doors!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha very good thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
I always tell the truth!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I have no sex life!.
hee hee hee
2 bad 4 me!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
2 bad 4 me!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
2 bad!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
hagd??
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hee hee hee
2 bad 4 me!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
2 bad 4 me!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
2 bad!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
hagd??
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