"There's something he's needing".?!
Question: "There's something he's needing"!.!?
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden!.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing"!.
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl!.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender!.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire!.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud!.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you!.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder!.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing!.
Then he added a mouth!.!.!.
Ruined the whole f*cking thing!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing"!.
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl!.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender!.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire!.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud!.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you!.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder!.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing!.
Then he added a mouth!.!.!.
Ruined the whole f*cking thing!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
improved the whole f*cking thing!!!oh yes love a woman with a good gob on her!!!ahahah!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO! nice one! And it rymes too! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Well, the mouth is also good for other things!. I'll let your imagination decide what!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com
whooooa!!you"ve opened a hornet nest with this joke,stand by for the flack!! oh by the way, very good!.!.*Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Better than the one i just read!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have to say, I've know men to be quite pleased by the mouth from time to time !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
best part of a woman!! and i"ve got something to shut her up!!!lol!.good joke all the same!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Excellent No8!.!!!
Got me smiling so 10/10!.!!!
Greetings from S!.Africa!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent No8!.!!!
Got me smiling so 10/10!.!!!
Greetings from S!.Africa!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"There's something he's needing"!.!?
a pub with free beer!!!lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a pub with free beer!!!lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny with a capital f !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
jimbob like"s that!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahha thats was pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.!.!.haha!.!.!.10/10 have a star*Www@Enter-QA@Com