Kids or Lawyers lol?!
Question: Kids or Lawyers lol!?
Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze !?
Pupil: Hot water !
Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days !?
Pupil: All of them !
Why was the head teacher worried !?
Because there were so many rulers in the school !
Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line !?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there !
Teacher: If I bought a hundred current buns for a dollar, what would each bun be !?
Pupil: Stale !
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow !?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !
Teacher: What is "can't" short for !?
Pupil: Can not miss!.
Teacher: and what is "don't" short for
Pupil: Doughnut !
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what the Dog Star is !?
Pupil: Lassie !
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia !?
Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !
Teacher: Why are you standing on your head !?
Pupil: I'm just turning over things in my mind, sir !
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it !?
Pupil: I don't know teacher!. What will you give me !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pupil: Hot water !
Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days !?
Pupil: All of them !
Why was the head teacher worried !?
Because there were so many rulers in the school !
Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line !?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there !
Teacher: If I bought a hundred current buns for a dollar, what would each bun be !?
Pupil: Stale !
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow !?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !
Teacher: What is "can't" short for !?
Pupil: Can not miss!.
Teacher: and what is "don't" short for
Pupil: Doughnut !
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what the Dog Star is !?
Pupil: Lassie !
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia !?
Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !
Teacher: Why are you standing on your head !?
Pupil: I'm just turning over things in my mind, sir !
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it !?
Pupil: I don't know teacher!. What will you give me !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL !!!! I just love that I Just love the mind of kids, smart and entertaining!. I so prefer Kids over Lawyers!. Ha ha hee!.Thanks Jake !. Have a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol thats funny! heres a joke
A good chess player
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog!. He watched the game in astonishment for a while!. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed!. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen!."
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied!. "I've beaten him three games out of five!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A good chess player
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog!. He watched the game in astonishment for a while!. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed!. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen!."
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied!. "I've beaten him three games out of five!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i love it!!! this one is too funny
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow !?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !
thanks for the laughs again!!! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow !?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !
thanks for the laughs again!!! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol some good ones thereWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good enough for a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent lol maybe a little bit of kid and lawyer combined !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love the one about the cow, you don't get no smarter answer than that from you typical little boy!. LOL !.Just loved it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Star! Kids sure do say the darndest thingsWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats cute!.!.!.kids will say anything!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahaaa!.!.!.!.!.!.nice!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha kids are so cute!. I especially like the first one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
been a rough day buddy!.got anything stronger in the vault!? having trouble turning on my humour switch tonite!. star for the effort!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HaHa! Being a teacher, I can really appreciate these! It never ceases to amaze me what kids can come with!.!.!.and sometimes it's not always this nice! Thanks for the laugh Jake!.!.and for all the time you give of yourself to make others smile!.!.!.!.keep it up!Www@Enter-QA@Com