I seen this joke posted along time ago is it funny.A prisoner escapes from his p!


Question: I seen this joke posted along time ago is it funny!.A prisoner escapes from his prison!?
where be had been kept for 15 years!. He runs away, finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but, instead, finds a young couple in bed!. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up on a chair!. While tying the girl up on the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom!. While he is in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in prison and hasn't seen a woman in years! I saw how he kissed your neck!. If he wants sex, don't resist or complain, just do what he tells you and let him do what he wants!. This guy could be! dangerous!. If he gets angry, he might even kill us! Just do what he says and be strong, honey!. I love you"

To which the wife responds, He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear!. He told me he was gay and found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom!. Be strong, honey!. I love you too!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


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lmfao- yeah good one good one!.!.!.hahahahahahaahahhahaha!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Rofl thats pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. thats funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

omfg thats is sooo funny hahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL! that is so funny! 10/10 and a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building!. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said!. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him!.
First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw!.
Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off!.
The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw!."
The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

OMG! I think that is ONE of the BEST jokes ever!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!! I guess the wife said yes to the Vaseline question uh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Dude W, I think that you shoulod be more open-minded!. Gays can't help it, and if your Christian, well then, I almost feel sorry for you!.

The joke, though, is pretty funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that is so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

i hate gay peopleWww@Enter-QA@Com



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