I dont get this joke please explain..A little girl walks into a pet shop and?!
Question: I dont get this joke please explain!.!.A little girl walks into a pet shop and!?
asks in the sweetest little lisp:
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits!?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks:
"Do you want a wittle white wabbit or a soft and fuwwy black wabbit or maybe one like that cute wittle brown wabbit over there!?"
She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice:
"I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a f***"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits!?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks:
"Do you want a wittle white wabbit or a soft and fuwwy black wabbit or maybe one like that cute wittle brown wabbit over there!?"
She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice:
"I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a f***"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
python = snake
pythons eat rabbits, mice, rats ect!. alive
she was going to buy a rabbit for her snake!.
The build up with the lisp and everything was to make it look like a cute little girl wanting a rabbit, and then the punch line that challengers the stereotype!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
pythons eat rabbits, mice, rats ect!. alive
she was going to buy a rabbit for her snake!.
The build up with the lisp and everything was to make it look like a cute little girl wanting a rabbit, and then the punch line that challengers the stereotype!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
she wants to buy the rabbit to feed her snake (Python)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Assuming that you're serious !.!.!.!.!.!.
she is going to feed the rabbit to her snake!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
she is going to feed the rabbit to her snake!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Piss funny joke the little girl dosnt cear what the rabbit looks like because it is for her pet sanke- python lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Figures Mate It's 100 Times Better Than 99% Of The SCHIT You Post!Www@Enter-QA@Com