Can you guess the punchline..small rural town was very fond of the?!
Question: Can you guess the punchline!.!.small rural town was very fond of the!?
ten chickens and handsome rooster he kept in a hen house
behind the rectory!.
One Saturday night the Priest discovered that the
rooster was missing!.
At the same time the Priest heard rumours of c0ckfights
being held in town!.
Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something
during Sunday Mass!.
During Mass he asked the congregation,
"Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome
c0ck!?"
All the men stood up!.
"Who among you will confess to having seen a
handsome c0ck!?"
All the women stood up!.
"Oh, no," he said!. "That's not what I mean, either!.
Who among you will confess to having seen a c0ck
that doesn't belong to you!?"
Half the women stood up!.
"Oh Lord," he said!.
"Perhaps I should rephrase the question!. Has anybody
seen my c0ck!?"-----=-Www@Enter-QA@Com
behind the rectory!.
One Saturday night the Priest discovered that the
rooster was missing!.
At the same time the Priest heard rumours of c0ckfights
being held in town!.
Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something
during Sunday Mass!.
During Mass he asked the congregation,
"Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome
c0ck!?"
All the men stood up!.
"Who among you will confess to having seen a
handsome c0ck!?"
All the women stood up!.
"Oh, no," he said!. "That's not what I mean, either!.
Who among you will confess to having seen a c0ck
that doesn't belong to you!?"
Half the women stood up!.
"Oh Lord," he said!.
"Perhaps I should rephrase the question!. Has anybody
seen my c0ck!?"-----=-Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Is the punch line, 'all the little boys stood up'!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
nobody!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
the c0ck !?!?!? shayad voh log samajhe ki c0ck yane ki d**k or somethin!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
he should have said "my rooster"!
he'll be killed for immoral behaviour now! *hehehe*Www@Enter-QA@Com
he'll be killed for immoral behaviour now! *hehehe*Www@Enter-QA@Com
If Amber's answer isn't correct it should be!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Next week he lost his A**Www@Enter-QA@Com
The man who stole his cock stood up!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
all the nuns stood up!? or the altar boys!.!.!.
heehee!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heehee!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!. isnt the last bit the punchline!?!?
it works!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it works!.Www@Enter-QA@Com