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Question: Shooting for The Ultimate best answer here!?
Gimme all you got and I'll choose the wittiest comment!. This doesn't have to be a joke/riddle, just something clever or funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Well I'm gonna give you jokes even though you didn't say I had to!. Here are my favorites!.!.!. please don't be offended:
(1)Here's one that's a bit vulger and long:
There's a trucker driving along the highway in Nevada, and he starts to get really horny!. He then sees a sign for a Brothel (whore house) 10 miles away!. He begins to get very excited when he spots a note at the bottom of the sign which says: "Beware of Sandpaper Sally!." He thinks this is a bit wierd but keeps driving and gets hornier and hornier!. He finally gets to the Brothel, throws money down on the table, and says: "I want a whore!." to which a woman repeats: "Okay, but the only girl we have left is Sally!." He decides to take the offer and runs up to the room he's told Sally is in!. He opens the door and sees the prettiest blond he's ever seen in his life, throws her down on the bed and procedes to have his way with her when he notices that she is a bit rough and dry down there!. He asks what's wrong with her and she gets up and goes to the bathroom!. She comes back and they start again!. He says that it feels great and asks what she did!. To which she replies:"I picked the scabs!."
(2)Here's another:
Two guys are sitting at the bar, guy 1 turns to guy 2 and says, "I f*cked your mom!"
The bar goes silent, and everyone turns and looks at the two guys!.
Once again guy 1 says, "I f*cked your mom!"
To which guy 2 replies, "Shut up dad, you're drunk!."
(3)!.!.!.and another:
There's a man walking through the desert with only his camel, when suddenly he gets the urge to have sex!. Seeing that there's no one around, he tries to screw the camel, but it runs off!. He runs and catches up to it and the man and his camel keep treking through the desert, when all of a sudden he gets the urge again!. The man tries to have his way with the camel again, and once again it runs off!. He catches up again and they keep walking until they get to a road where he sees a car broken down!. The man goes up to the car and sees three of the most breath taking young women he's ever seen in his life, and asks if he can help!. The women say that if the man can fix their car that they'll do ANYTHING for him, so he takes a look at their car and gets it running!. Stunned, the young women ask what he would like them to do!. To which the man replies, "Can you hold my camel!?"
(4)One more:
Three men get snowed in at a ski resort and have to get a room!. When they get to the room, they notice that there is only one bed!. They figure that this isn't a problem and that they'll share the bed!. They wake up the next morning and the man sleeping on the right side of the bed said, "I had the best dream that this beautiful woman was jerking me off all night!"
The man who slept on the left side of the bed said, "That's wierd, I had the same dream!"
To which the man who slept in the middle replied, "Uh oh!.!.!. I had a dream that I was skiing!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
(1)Here's one that's a bit vulger and long:
There's a trucker driving along the highway in Nevada, and he starts to get really horny!. He then sees a sign for a Brothel (whore house) 10 miles away!. He begins to get very excited when he spots a note at the bottom of the sign which says: "Beware of Sandpaper Sally!." He thinks this is a bit wierd but keeps driving and gets hornier and hornier!. He finally gets to the Brothel, throws money down on the table, and says: "I want a whore!." to which a woman repeats: "Okay, but the only girl we have left is Sally!." He decides to take the offer and runs up to the room he's told Sally is in!. He opens the door and sees the prettiest blond he's ever seen in his life, throws her down on the bed and procedes to have his way with her when he notices that she is a bit rough and dry down there!. He asks what's wrong with her and she gets up and goes to the bathroom!. She comes back and they start again!. He says that it feels great and asks what she did!. To which she replies:"I picked the scabs!."
(2)Here's another:
Two guys are sitting at the bar, guy 1 turns to guy 2 and says, "I f*cked your mom!"
The bar goes silent, and everyone turns and looks at the two guys!.
Once again guy 1 says, "I f*cked your mom!"
To which guy 2 replies, "Shut up dad, you're drunk!."
(3)!.!.!.and another:
There's a man walking through the desert with only his camel, when suddenly he gets the urge to have sex!. Seeing that there's no one around, he tries to screw the camel, but it runs off!. He runs and catches up to it and the man and his camel keep treking through the desert, when all of a sudden he gets the urge again!. The man tries to have his way with the camel again, and once again it runs off!. He catches up again and they keep walking until they get to a road where he sees a car broken down!. The man goes up to the car and sees three of the most breath taking young women he's ever seen in his life, and asks if he can help!. The women say that if the man can fix their car that they'll do ANYTHING for him, so he takes a look at their car and gets it running!. Stunned, the young women ask what he would like them to do!. To which the man replies, "Can you hold my camel!?"
(4)One more:
Three men get snowed in at a ski resort and have to get a room!. When they get to the room, they notice that there is only one bed!. They figure that this isn't a problem and that they'll share the bed!. They wake up the next morning and the man sleeping on the right side of the bed said, "I had the best dream that this beautiful woman was jerking me off all night!"
The man who slept on the left side of the bed said, "That's wierd, I had the same dream!"
To which the man who slept in the middle replied, "Uh oh!.!.!. I had a dream that I was skiing!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow your easily pleased, it dont have to be funny or anything, & still get 10 points for it!. thanks!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
darn!!I guess I will definitely lose then!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
have you ever had a lesbian teacher who goes out with the other teacher across the hall, and you feel she gets a little to close to you sometimes!. yea yea i know very weird and random, but oh crud she just touched my neighbors leg!.
i feel very sorry for Kristin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i feel very sorry for Kristin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others!.
or
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!.
or
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day!. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day!.
finally
There are two theories to arguing with women!. Neither one works!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!.
or
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day!. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day!.
finally
There are two theories to arguing with women!. Neither one works!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I read an article today about the dangers of drinking alcohol!.
That's it, after today
no more reading
Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching down one candy bar after another!. On his sixth one, an old man said,"son don't you know that eating all those candy bars is bad for your health!. They will rot your teeth, make you fat and give you acne!." Tony said," my grandfather lived to be 107!."
Oh, said the old man,"did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time!?" Little Tony said," No, he minded his own
f u c k i n g business!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's it, after today
no more reading
Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching down one candy bar after another!. On his sixth one, an old man said,"son don't you know that eating all those candy bars is bad for your health!. They will rot your teeth, make you fat and give you acne!." Tony said," my grandfather lived to be 107!."
Oh, said the old man,"did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time!?" Little Tony said," No, he minded his own
f u c k i n g business!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Out of my mind… Back in five minutes!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hmmm well damn, if pro is the opposite of con, then what's the opposite of progress!? Congress!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sometimes I forget that life isn't supposed to be all fun and games!.
Your friend, PUMAWww@Enter-QA@Com
Your friend, PUMAWww@Enter-QA@Com