~sometimes you can't understand, right? lol?!
Question: ~sometimes you can't understand, right!? lol!?
This guy owns a horse farm and gets a call from a friend!. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse and I'm sending him over!."
The midget arrives and the owner asks him if he wants a male or female horse!.
"A female horth," the midget replies!.
So the owner shows him one!. "Nith looking horth, can I see her mouf!?"
So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's teeth!.
"Nith mouf, can I see her eyeth!?"
So the owner picks up the midget and shows him her eyes!.
"OK, what about the earsth!?" Now the owners is beginning to get a little pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows him her ears!.
"OK, finally, I would like to see her twat!." With that the owner loses all patience, picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse's twat, and then pulls him out!.
Shaking his wet head, the midget says, "perhapth I should rephrase that!. I would like to thee the horth run!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The midget arrives and the owner asks him if he wants a male or female horse!.
"A female horth," the midget replies!.
So the owner shows him one!. "Nith looking horth, can I see her mouf!?"
So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's teeth!.
"Nith mouf, can I see her eyeth!?"
So the owner picks up the midget and shows him her eyes!.
"OK, what about the earsth!?" Now the owners is beginning to get a little pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows him her ears!.
"OK, finally, I would like to see her twat!." With that the owner loses all patience, picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse's twat, and then pulls him out!.
Shaking his wet head, the midget says, "perhapth I should rephrase that!. I would like to thee the horth run!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LM(_!_)O!! Too funny! Thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice, Very nice!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehe that's messed up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA that was good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
jajaja!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was HILARIOUS! Thanks for sharing it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.!.that was funny!.!.!!!.!.xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol well it was on that program 100 things to do before you die !.!. screw a horse!.!.!. i dont think they ment quite in that way lolWww@Enter-QA@Com