Hey girls...what do you think of this cute little joke...?!


Question: Hey girls!.!.!.what do you think of this cute little joke!.!.!.!?
What's the difference between a female jogger and a sewing machine!?
The sewing machine only has one bobbin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Its sweet (round of applause to you)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Made me giggle i like it!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

not funny!.!.!.i didn't laugh at thatWww@Enter-QA@Com

just smiledWww@Enter-QA@Com

stupid!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

:) LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

Adams Bargain:

One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!."
"What's the problem, Adam!?" God replies!.
"Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy!."
"Why is that, Adam!?" comes the reply from the heavens!.
"Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely!."
"Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution!. I shall create a 'woman' for you!."
"What's a 'woman,' Lord!?"
"This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created!. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it!. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy!. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth!. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire!. She will be the perfect companion for you" replies the heavenly voice!.
"Sounds great!."
"She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam!."
"How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord!?" Adam replies!.
"She'll cost you a leg, an arm, an eye, an ear, and a testicle!."
Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern on his face!. Finally Adam asks God, "Uh, what can I get for a rib!?"

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Overly Suspicious Women:

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands!. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset!.
"You're running around with other women," she charged!.
"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded!. "You're the only woman on earth!."
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest!. It was Eve!.
"What do you think you're doing!?" Adam demanded!.
"Counting your ribs!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHA!Www@Enter-QA@Com

One word---LAME---Www@Enter-QA@Com



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