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One day, a duck walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "Excuse me sir, do you have any grapes!?" The bartender said, a little bit confused, "No we don't have any grapes, this is a bar!." The duck left the bar without another word!. The next day, the duck came back and said to the bartender, "Excuse me sir, do you have any grapes!?" The bartender, now getting fairly annoyed, "Of course we don't have any grapes, this is a bar!." The duck left again, only to come back the next day!. He walked up to the bartender and said, "Excuse me sir, do you have any grapes!?" The bartender got mad and said, "If you come in here one more time and ask for grapes, I will nail you right above that door, and mayber that will shut you up!." The duck said, "Fair enough," and left!. About a week later, the duck came into the same bar and asked the bartender, "Excuse me sir, do you have any nails!?" The bartender said, "Of course we don't this is a bar!." Then the duck asked, "Do you have any grapes!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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