I apologise beforehand......!!?!
Question: I apologise beforehand!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!?
A drunk is sitting at a bar when a woman stands behind him and raises her arm really high to get the bartender's attention!.
She has very hairy armpits!. The drunk sees this and yells at the bartender, "Get the ballerina a drink!."
She gets her drink and goes away!.
Later she returns and raises her arm again!. The drunk sees her and yells to the bartender, "Get the ballerina another drink!."
She gets her drink and goes away again!.
The bartender asks the drunk how he knows that she is a ballerina given that she is a stranger and has never been in the bar before!.
The drunk replies, "She's got to be a ballerina if she can lift her leg that high!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
She has very hairy armpits!. The drunk sees this and yells at the bartender, "Get the ballerina a drink!."
She gets her drink and goes away!.
Later she returns and raises her arm again!. The drunk sees her and yells to the bartender, "Get the ballerina another drink!."
She gets her drink and goes away again!.
The bartender asks the drunk how he knows that she is a ballerina given that she is a stranger and has never been in the bar before!.
The drunk replies, "She's got to be a ballerina if she can lift her leg that high!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
well thats it
a cracker again
you just cracked my ribs
when i go to the doctors he say
ok what was it this time
so i repeat your jokes
then he calls one of his partners in
who says to my doctor
ok what was it this time
he then tells him the jokes i just told him
then he calls another one of the partners in
who says to the doctor
ok what was it this time
he then tells him the jokes he was just told
then he calls another one of the partners in
who says to the doctor
ok what was it this time
well now you have closed the surgery down
and i am barred from my doctors
for a month
but WHO IS WORRIED
i will still be her
waiting for your gags
they are xxxxxxx aceWww@Enter-QA@Com
a cracker again
you just cracked my ribs
when i go to the doctors he say
ok what was it this time
so i repeat your jokes
then he calls one of his partners in
who says to my doctor
ok what was it this time
he then tells him the jokes i just told him
then he calls another one of the partners in
who says to the doctor
ok what was it this time
he then tells him the jokes he was just told
then he calls another one of the partners in
who says to the doctor
ok what was it this time
well now you have closed the surgery down
and i am barred from my doctors
for a month
but WHO IS WORRIED
i will still be her
waiting for your gags
they are xxxxxxx aceWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh dear!.!.!.!. well you are forgiven, its not that bad!.!.!. actually its pretty good, lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.
In a really bad way ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
In a really bad way ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so forgiven, it was funny, just kind of dirty!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol oh goodness!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats brilliant!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was pretty good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That one is hysterical I loved it!. Almost made me blow my water out of my nose I got so tickled!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice one big laughs thanks for sharingWww@Enter-QA@Com
I must try that in the localWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
what the hell are you apologising for!.!.!.!.!.loved it!.!.love you!.!.!.!.what a great way to start my day thank you so much!.!.!.i need a bit of cheering up!.!.!.!.keep up the good work loved it!.!.!.!.!.there are real women in the world after all!.!.!.!.!.a star for a star!.!.!.!.seamanab xxWww@Enter-QA@Com