MoRe ShOrT JoKeS....?!
Question: MoRe ShOrT JoKeS!.!.!.!.!?
A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between
'unlawful'
and 'illegal'!?" Only one hand shot up!.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher!.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal'
is
a sick eagle!."
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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair!?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir!."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then!."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir!."
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A boy came home from school with his exam results!.
"What did u get!?" asked his father!.
"My marks are under water," said the boy!.
"What do u mean 'under water'!?"
"They are all below 'C' (sea) level"
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'unlawful'
and 'illegal'!?" Only one hand shot up!.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher!.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal'
is
a sick eagle!."
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair!?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir!."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then!."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir!."
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A boy came home from school with his exam results!.
"What did u get!?" asked his father!.
"My marks are under water," said the boy!.
"What do u mean 'under water'!?"
"They are all below 'C' (sea) level"
IF U lyk it plzzz put a star!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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