Is this Lawyer joke funny or what?!
Question: Is this Lawyer joke funny or what!?
An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about preparing a will!.
The receptionist suggested they set up a convenient time for the spinster to come to the office!.
"You must understand, I've lived alone all my life!. I rarely see anyone, and I don't like to go out!. Would it be possible for the lawyer to come to my house!?" the elderly woman asked!.
The receptionist checked with the attorney who agreed and went to the spinster's home to discuss her estate and the will!.
The lawyer's first question was, "Would you please tell me what you have in assets and how you'd like them to be distributed under your will!?"
"I have $40,000 in my savings account at the bank," she replied!.
"Tell me just how would you like the $40,000 to be distributed!?" the lawyer asked!.
"Well, as I've told you, I've lived a reclusive life!. People have hardly ever noticed me, so I'd like them to notice when I pass on," said the woman!. "I'd like to provide $35,000 for my funeral!."
'Well, for $35,000 you will be able to have a funeral that will certainly be noticed and will leave a lasting impression on anyone who may not have taken much note of you!" the lawyer exclaimed!.
"I need to know what would you like to do with the remaining $5,000!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The receptionist suggested they set up a convenient time for the spinster to come to the office!.
"You must understand, I've lived alone all my life!. I rarely see anyone, and I don't like to go out!. Would it be possible for the lawyer to come to my house!?" the elderly woman asked!.
The receptionist checked with the attorney who agreed and went to the spinster's home to discuss her estate and the will!.
The lawyer's first question was, "Would you please tell me what you have in assets and how you'd like them to be distributed under your will!?"
"I have $40,000 in my savings account at the bank," she replied!.
"Tell me just how would you like the $40,000 to be distributed!?" the lawyer asked!.
"Well, as I've told you, I've lived a reclusive life!. People have hardly ever noticed me, so I'd like them to notice when I pass on," said the woman!. "I'd like to provide $35,000 for my funeral!."
'Well, for $35,000 you will be able to have a funeral that will certainly be noticed and will leave a lasting impression on anyone who may not have taken much note of you!" the lawyer exclaimed!.
"I need to know what would you like to do with the remaining $5,000!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Now that WAS a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha, amusing!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
2 pts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 pts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hey, this is well funny
I think the lawyer is funnier than the jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think the lawyer is funnier than the jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it!.
but i still laughed, so heres a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
but i still laughed, so heres a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com