Is this meant to be a joke.A ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a?!
Question: Is this meant to be a joke!.A ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a!?
small village and sees a local sitting in his porch patting his dog!.
Anyway, He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the man : "Can I talk to your dog!?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, stupid !."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate!?"
Dog: "Doin' all right!."
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner!?"
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you!?"
Dog: "Real good!. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play!."
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse!?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either!.!.!.!. I think!."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going!?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner!?"
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you!?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking!. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements!."
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep!?"
Villager: (in a panic) "The sheep's a f**king liar!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Anyway, He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the man : "Can I talk to your dog!?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, stupid !."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate!?"
Dog: "Doin' all right!."
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner!?"
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you!?"
Dog: "Real good!. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play!."
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse!?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either!.!.!.!. I think!."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going!?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner!?"
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you!?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking!. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements!."
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep!?"
Villager: (in a panic) "The sheep's a f**king liar!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahaha!.!.been along time conan!.!.!.nice jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
opp s !.!. a star mate one more from meWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL! That was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Thanks for that one!.!.!. needed that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for that one!.!.!. needed that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny one, though a bit non P//C
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Lol that was greatWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol yeap thats one of the funny kiwi ones lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I know you got me laughin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com