Speaking clock?!
Question: Speaking clock!?
Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought them back to show
off his new flat!. After the grand tour, the visitors were rather perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge!.
'What's that big brass gong for!?' one of the guests asked!.
'Why, that's my Speaking Clock' the man replied!.
'How does it work!?'
'I'll show you', the man said, giving the gong an ear-shattering blow with an unpadded hammer!.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed,
'For F*ck sake, you wanker, it's twenty to two in the f*cking morning!!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
off his new flat!. After the grand tour, the visitors were rather perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge!.
'What's that big brass gong for!?' one of the guests asked!.
'Why, that's my Speaking Clock' the man replied!.
'How does it work!?'
'I'll show you', the man said, giving the gong an ear-shattering blow with an unpadded hammer!.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed,
'For F*ck sake, you wanker, it's twenty to two in the f*cking morning!!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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I liked that!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LMFAO!!
hehe i want one!.!.
XD
STAR!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehe i want one!.!.
XD
STAR!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Ha ha ha!.!!!
Got to get me one of those Shirl, lol!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
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Got to get me one of those Shirl, lol!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers for a laugh!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
great joke lol although not exactly suitible for kids!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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