Nice neighbour?!

Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, 'You are charged
with beating your wife to death with a spanner!.'

A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, 'You b*stard!'

The judge continued, 'You are also charged with beating your daughter to
death with a spanner!.'

Again the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, 'You Fu*king
b*stard!!!'

The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the court room, and
said, 'Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but
I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you
with contempt! Now what is the problem!?'

Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, 'For fifteen years
I've lived next door to that b*stard and every time I asked to borrow a
fu*king spanner, he said he didn't have one!'Www@Enter-QA@Com

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