Ha said she said classics?!

He said !. !. !. I don't now why you wear a bra; you've
> got nothing to put in it!. She said !.!. !. !. You wear
> pants don't you!?
>
>
> He said !.!. !. !.Shall we try swapping positions tonight!?
> She said !. !. !. That's a good idea - you stand by the
> ironing board while I sit on the sofa!.
>
> He said !. !. !.!. What have you been doing with all the
> grocery money I gave you!? She said !. !. !.Turn sideways
> and look in the mirror!
>
> On a wall in a ladies room !. !.!. "My husband follows
> me everywhere" Written just below it !. !.!. !. " I do not"
>
>
> Q!. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
> world does it take to do the dishes!?
> A!. Both of them!.
>
>
> Q!. How does a man show that he is planning for the
> future!?
>
> A!. He buys two cases of beer!.
>
>
> Q!. What is the difference between men and government
> bonds!?
>
> A!. The bonds mature!.
>
>
> Q!. Why are blonde jokes so short!?
>
> A!. So men can remember them!.
>
>
> Q!. How many men does it take to change a roll of
> toilet paper!?
>
> A!. We don't know; it has never happened!.
>
>
> Q!. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
> caring and good-looking!?
>
> A!. They already have boyfriends!.
>
>
> Q!. What do you call a woman who knows where her
> husband is every night!?
>
> A!. A widow!.
>
>
>
> Q!. Why are married women heavier than single women!?
> A!. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
> and go to bed!. Married women come home, see what's in
> bed and go to the fridge!.
>
>
>
> Q!. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
> have in common!?
>
>
>
> A!. They're married!.
>
>
>
> Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
> beautiful!?" God says: "So you would love her!."
> But God," the man says, "why did you make her so
> dumb!?" God says: "So she would love you!."
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