My favourite of all time?!
Question: My favourite of all time!?
A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on
The counter and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills!.!. The
Man guesses there must be t housands of dollars in it!
He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with
the jar!?"
"Well!.!.!. you pay ten dollars!.!.!. and IF you pass three
tests you get all the money!!!"
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up!
"What are the three tests!?"
"Pay FIRST!.!.!." says the bartender!.!.!. "Those are the rules!."
So the man gave him the $10 and the bartender drops it
into the jar!.!.!.
OK," the bartender says, "here's what you need to do!.!.!.
FIRST: You have to drink that ENTIRE GALLON of pepper tequila
the WHOLE thing, all at ONCE!.!.!. and you CAN'T make a face
while doing it!.!.!.
SECOND: There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a
sore tooth!.!.!.You have to REMOVE the tooth with your BARE HANDS!.!.!.
THIRD: There's a 90 year-old woman upstairs who has NEVER reached orgazm
during intercourse!.!. You've gotta MAKE THINGS RIGHT for her!."
The man is stunned!.!.!. "I KNOW I paid my 10 bucks!.!.!. but
I'm not an IDIOT! I WON'T DO IT!!! You have to be NUTS to drink a
gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those OTHER THIN GS!!!"
Your call," says the bartender, "but your MONEY stays
where it is!.!."
The man has a few drinks!.!.!. then a few more!.!.!.
Finally!.!.!.he asks, "WHERRRRE'S ZAAAT TEQUIIIILA!?!"
He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a
big slurp!.!.!.Tears are streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't
make a face!.!.!.
Next!.!.!. he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up!.!.!.
The people inside the bar hear a HUGE, NOISY SCUFFLE
going on outside!.!.
They hear the pit bull barking!.!.!. the guy screaming!.!.!.
the pit bull yelping!.!.!. and then SILENCE!.
Just when they think the man SURELY must be dead, he staggers
back into the bar !.!. with his shirt ripped!.!.!. and large,
bloody scratches all over his body!.!.!.
"NOW!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!." he says!.!.!.!.!.!.
WHERES THE OLD WOMAN WITH THE SORE TOOTH!?!!?!!?!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The counter and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills!.!. The
Man guesses there must be t housands of dollars in it!
He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with
the jar!?"
"Well!.!.!. you pay ten dollars!.!.!. and IF you pass three
tests you get all the money!!!"
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up!
"What are the three tests!?"
"Pay FIRST!.!.!." says the bartender!.!.!. "Those are the rules!."
So the man gave him the $10 and the bartender drops it
into the jar!.!.!.
OK," the bartender says, "here's what you need to do!.!.!.
FIRST: You have to drink that ENTIRE GALLON of pepper tequila
the WHOLE thing, all at ONCE!.!.!. and you CAN'T make a face
while doing it!.!.!.
SECOND: There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a
sore tooth!.!.!.You have to REMOVE the tooth with your BARE HANDS!.!.!.
THIRD: There's a 90 year-old woman upstairs who has NEVER reached orgazm
during intercourse!.!. You've gotta MAKE THINGS RIGHT for her!."
The man is stunned!.!.!. "I KNOW I paid my 10 bucks!.!.!. but
I'm not an IDIOT! I WON'T DO IT!!! You have to be NUTS to drink a
gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those OTHER THIN GS!!!"
Your call," says the bartender, "but your MONEY stays
where it is!.!."
The man has a few drinks!.!.!. then a few more!.!.!.
Finally!.!.!.he asks, "WHERRRRE'S ZAAAT TEQUIIIILA!?!"
He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a
big slurp!.!.!.Tears are streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't
make a face!.!.!.
Next!.!.!. he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up!.!.!.
The people inside the bar hear a HUGE, NOISY SCUFFLE
going on outside!.!.
They hear the pit bull barking!.!.!. the guy screaming!.!.!.
the pit bull yelping!.!.!. and then SILENCE!.
Just when they think the man SURELY must be dead, he staggers
back into the bar !.!. with his shirt ripped!.!.!. and large,
bloody scratches all over his body!.!.!.
"NOW!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!." he says!.!.!.!.!.!.
WHERES THE OLD WOMAN WITH THE SORE TOOTH!?!!?!!?!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
oh my god that is so wrong but so funny i have never heard anything like it before you get a star bye!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Quality!Www@Enter-QA@Com
*cringe*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha never hurd that one before!! its really good =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never Heard That Before!
Good joke ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good joke ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
CAMEL STORIES
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert!. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a camel, but the camel won't budge!.
The woman stops and says, "Captain! Do you need some help with the camel!?"
The legionarie tells her the camel won't budge, but she's welcome to try!.
The reporter gets out of the jeep, takes two bricks from the back and POW!.!.!. smashes the camel's testicles with the bricks!. The camel makes a terrible noise and runs off into the desert!.
The captain drops his pants and says, "Great! Do me next, I've got to catch that son of a gun!"
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new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria!. As a corporal shows him is quarters, he asks the corporal, "The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship!?"
The corporal replies, "On Fridays, they let us use the camels!."
The lieutentent is disgusted, but says nothing!. After a few weeks, however, the new officer is very lonely!. He decides that if everyone else is doing it, why shouldn't he!.
The next friday, the young lieutentent slinks over to the camel pens and, after looking around, drops his pants and starts humping a female camel!. The camel is not amused and makes a huge uproar!.
The same corporal comes in to investigate!. "Lieutenent! What are you doing!."
"Come on man," replied the embarrased officer, "You yourself told me we could use the camels on Fridays!."
"Yes sir," replied the corporal!. "But most of us just ride them into town!."
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A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria!. As a corporal shows him is quarters, he asks the corporal, "The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship!?"
The corporal replies, "On Fridays, they let us use the camels!."
The lieutenent can't beleive it!. On Friday, he stands around the camel pen to see what happens!.
Suddenly, he hears the camp bugler blow a charge on his horn!.
The ensuing chaos was amazing!.!.!. men from all over the camp decended on the camel pens like huns attacking a village!.
Out of the swarm of men, the lieutenent sees the same corporal he met on his first day!. He grabs the man by the arm!. The corporal shouts, "Let me go! Let me go!"
"Good God man," said the lieutenent!. "There are 200 men here and 500 camels!. What's your hurry!?"
The corporal replied, "I don't want to get stuck with an ugly one!"
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A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert!. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a camel, but the camel won't budge!.
The woman stops and says, "Captain! Do you need some help with the camel!?"
The legionarie tells her the camel won't budge, but she's welcome to try!.
The reporter gets out of the jeep, takes two bricks from the back and POW!.!.!. smashes the camel's testicles with the bricks!. The camel makes a terrible noise and runs off into the desert!.
The captain drops his pants and says, "Great! Do me next, I've got to catch that son of a gun!"
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new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria!. As a corporal shows him is quarters, he asks the corporal, "The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship!?"
The corporal replies, "On Fridays, they let us use the camels!."
The lieutentent is disgusted, but says nothing!. After a few weeks, however, the new officer is very lonely!. He decides that if everyone else is doing it, why shouldn't he!.
The next friday, the young lieutentent slinks over to the camel pens and, after looking around, drops his pants and starts humping a female camel!. The camel is not amused and makes a huge uproar!.
The same corporal comes in to investigate!. "Lieutenent! What are you doing!."
"Come on man," replied the embarrased officer, "You yourself told me we could use the camels on Fridays!."
"Yes sir," replied the corporal!. "But most of us just ride them into town!."
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A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria!. As a corporal shows him is quarters, he asks the corporal, "The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship!?"
The corporal replies, "On Fridays, they let us use the camels!."
The lieutenent can't beleive it!. On Friday, he stands around the camel pen to see what happens!.
Suddenly, he hears the camp bugler blow a charge on his horn!.
The ensuing chaos was amazing!.!.!. men from all over the camp decended on the camel pens like huns attacking a village!.
Out of the swarm of men, the lieutenent sees the same corporal he met on his first day!. He grabs the man by the arm!. The corporal shouts, "Let me go! Let me go!"
"Good God man," said the lieutenent!. "There are 200 men here and 500 camels!. What's your hurry!?"
The corporal replied, "I don't want to get stuck with an ugly one!"
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Awsome didn`were you were going at first but totally funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
yawnWww@Enter-QA@Com
kinda ok!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Unusual and funny joke - did you make this up yourself!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nie! Funny! Star! *Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Now that is Brilliant Shirls!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Poor dog, lol!.!!!
Cheers for a good laugh at work!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now that is Brilliant Shirls!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Poor dog, lol!.!!!
Cheers for a good laugh at work!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA thats really goooooodWww@Enter-QA@Com
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