Such is life...........!!??!
Question: Such is life!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!?!?
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital!. While on the operating table she had a near death experience!.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up!?" God said, "No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live!."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck!. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour!. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it!.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital!. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance!.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years!? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance!?"
God replied, " I didn't recognise you!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up!?" God said, "No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live!."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck!. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour!. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it!.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital!. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance!.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years!? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance!?"
God replied, " I didn't recognise you!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
melly
do not lower yourself to answer the jfhgnggh
can't think of a name to call them
will leave it up to your fans to use a suitable name
as whatever i called them then it would be an insult to the thing that i called them
you are the cream of the crop
your are the tops
so do what you do best
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do not lower yourself to answer the jfhgnggh
can't think of a name to call them
will leave it up to your fans to use a suitable name
as whatever i called them then it would be an insult to the thing that i called them
you are the cream of the crop
your are the tops
so do what you do best
MAKE US ALL HAPPY WITH LAUGHTERWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha,Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA nice one!.!.!.!. STARWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one,!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
this same joke was posted like 2 days ago!. stop copying other people, its pathetic!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hah!thats funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
NICE ONE,
EVEN IF YOU DID COPY IT,
ITS YOUR POINTS YOUR USING,
SO WHATS THE BIG DEAL!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
EVEN IF YOU DID COPY IT,
ITS YOUR POINTS YOUR USING,
SO WHATS THE BIG DEAL!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for the joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com