Aren't nuns hilarious?!
Question: Aren't nuns hilarious!?
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters!.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off!. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers!.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent!.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom!?"
The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf!."
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun!. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant!.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand!. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom!?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us!." said the bartender, "Would you like a drink!?"
"No thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun!.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out!. Now, how about that drink!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off!. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers!.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent!.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom!?"
The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf!."
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun!. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant!.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand!. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom!?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us!." said the bartender, "Would you like a drink!?"
"No thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun!.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out!. Now, how about that drink!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Haha! A star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ameen!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow!. How embarrassing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes!. Here is another one;
Three nuns died and ascended to heaven!. At the gates of heaven, they were greeted personally by st!. Peter who had to ask them a few questions before letting them into paradise!. So he asked the first nun:
Who were the first man and woman!?
Adam and Eve, said the nun confidently!.
St!. Peter said: That's right, come on in!.
The he asked the second nun: Where did Adam and Eve live!?
She said: The Garden of eden!.
St!. Peter: That's right, come on in!.
The third nun was a mother superior, so St Peter had to ask her a more difficult question!.
he asked: What did Eve say to Adam the first time she saw him!?
The nun said: Oh, that's a hard one!
St Peter said: That's right, come on in!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three nuns died and ascended to heaven!. At the gates of heaven, they were greeted personally by st!. Peter who had to ask them a few questions before letting them into paradise!. So he asked the first nun:
Who were the first man and woman!?
Adam and Eve, said the nun confidently!.
St!. Peter said: That's right, come on in!.
The he asked the second nun: Where did Adam and Eve live!?
She said: The Garden of eden!.
St!. Peter: That's right, come on in!.
The third nun was a mother superior, so St Peter had to ask her a more difficult question!.
he asked: What did Eve say to Adam the first time she saw him!?
The nun said: Oh, that's a hard one!
St Peter said: That's right, come on in!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very good!. =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. That was great!. ^!.^ I'll give you a star for thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats funny! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha! aren't you hilarious!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
My fave nun joke:
4 nuns die and go to heaven!. At the pearly gates, St!. Peter stops them and says, “all of you have touched a man’s penis in your lifetime!. Wash that part of the body with this holy water and you’re in!”
With that the 1st nun explains how she accidentally turned and touched a man’s penis!. She washes her hand and badda bing, she’s in heaven!. The 2nd nun said she turned during communion and hit a man’s penis with her elbow!. She washes the elbow and badda bing, she’s in!.
Just then, the 4th nun tries to cut infront of the 3rd nun!. St peter exclaims, “Wait a minute! There’s no cutting in line…”
The 4th nun screams, “If you think I’m going to gargle with the water after she dunks her *** in it, you’re kidding me!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
4 nuns die and go to heaven!. At the pearly gates, St!. Peter stops them and says, “all of you have touched a man’s penis in your lifetime!. Wash that part of the body with this holy water and you’re in!”
With that the 1st nun explains how she accidentally turned and touched a man’s penis!. She washes her hand and badda bing, she’s in heaven!. The 2nd nun said she turned during communion and hit a man’s penis with her elbow!. She washes the elbow and badda bing, she’s in!.
Just then, the 4th nun tries to cut infront of the 3rd nun!. St peter exclaims, “Wait a minute! There’s no cutting in line…”
The 4th nun screams, “If you think I’m going to gargle with the water after she dunks her *** in it, you’re kidding me!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's a shame! but a good joke though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
THATS THE GAYEST ENDING EVER! U SHOULD HAVE SAID `` AS THE NUN CAME TO HOOTERS, SHE ASKED WERE THE RESTROOM WAS!. AS SHE WALKED TO THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM THE LIGHTS TURNED OFF AND EVERYONE SCREAMS!. THE NUN TOOK A BIG PISS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM AND SAID`` HELL TO THE NO!``Www@Enter-QA@Com