I received the following virus alert notice, please be careful?JOKE?!
Question: I received the following virus alert notice, please be careful!?JOKE!?
CLINTON VIRUS
Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory!.
VIAGRA VIRUS
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy!.
LEWINSKY VIRUS
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did!.
RONALD REAGAN VIRUS
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored!.
MIKE TYSON VIRUS
Quits after two bytes!.
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200MB!.
DR!. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
Deletes all old files!.
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
Disks can no longer be inserted!.
TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus)
Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on")!.
DISNEY VIRUS
Everything in your computer goes Goofy :)!.
PROZAC VIRUS
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care!.
JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS
Only attacks minor files!.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK!.
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
Reformats your hard drive into a 3!.5 inch floppy, then discards it through WindowsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory!.
VIAGRA VIRUS
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy!.
LEWINSKY VIRUS
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did!.
RONALD REAGAN VIRUS
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored!.
MIKE TYSON VIRUS
Quits after two bytes!.
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200MB!.
DR!. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
Deletes all old files!.
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
Disks can no longer be inserted!.
TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus)
Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on")!.
DISNEY VIRUS
Everything in your computer goes Goofy :)!.
PROZAC VIRUS
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care!.
JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS
Only attacks minor files!.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK!.
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
Reformats your hard drive into a 3!.5 inch floppy, then discards it through WindowsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
loveddd it !! LOL!! i can't even pick one fave, but the bobbit and ellen viruses, lmfao!!!cute=)! for the first time, I ve seen a joke thts not bin repeated on yahoo!A or ive not heard before, forwarding this to all my friends! had a bad day today, so thanks for cheering me up! and a star for u!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i will welcome a clinton virus!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the titanic and arnold schwarzenegger are funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!. i love stuff like this when its like a play on words! go you!
Im in a generous mood so you can have a shiney new star :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Im in a generous mood so you can have a shiney new star :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good! Very nice!. I liked them very much!. A star for you
Have a nice day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have a nice day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
prozac is an American Candidate from Polland!? a french conection!? pro-zac!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I likes lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.!.!.HILARIUS!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com