Is this a conspiracy?!
Question: Is this a conspiracy!?
Must Stop This Immediately!
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THIS KIND OF STUFF HAS GOT TO STOP IN OUR COUNTRY
Have you noticed that Stairs are getting steeper!. Groceries are heavier!. And, everything is farther away!.!. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!
And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones!. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader!?
I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age!. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am!. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me!.
I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own refection!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Well, REALLY NOW- even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!
Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them!.!. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror!.
Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days!. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20!? Do they think no one notices that these things no longer fit around the waist, hips, thighs, and bosom!?
The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank, but in reverse!. Do they think I actually "believe" the number I see on that dial!? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling!?
I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in here!
All I can do is pass along this warning: We are under attack! Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities!.
PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!
PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has caused my computer's fonts to be smaller than they once were!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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THIS KIND OF STUFF HAS GOT TO STOP IN OUR COUNTRY
Have you noticed that Stairs are getting steeper!. Groceries are heavier!. And, everything is farther away!.!. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!
And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones!. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader!?
I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age!. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am!. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me!.
I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own refection!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Well, REALLY NOW- even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!
Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them!.!. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror!.
Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days!. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20!? Do they think no one notices that these things no longer fit around the waist, hips, thighs, and bosom!?
The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank, but in reverse!. Do they think I actually "believe" the number I see on that dial!? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling!?
I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in here!
All I can do is pass along this warning: We are under attack! Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities!.
PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!
PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has caused my computer's fonts to be smaller than they once were!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Ha Ha! So true!. So true!. I am glad someone else has noticed these strange phenomena not the least the phone books and writing on medicine bottles!. The only one I disagree with is the distance thing!. I remember as a teen how long our road was and how I dragged my heals going up the hill to my house!. When I was young I seemed to have legs of lead!. Now I speed up the hill overtaking these youngsters who dawdle, eating crisps and talking on their phones! I also remember my mother who was old at 60 and fatter than I am and she certainly couldn't throw her leg over a horse like I can!. She wore older ladies clothes and a corset while I am wearing jeans and tea shirt!. She had more opinions and far less acceptance of others than I have!. Oh no I think we have far more living to do at this age!. We haven't finished and settled for the sofa yet!. At least I haven't!. Have you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for the laugh! That was great and I will definitley be passing it on! hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! I can totally relate! Actually, I read this a couple of years ago, but I'd forgotten a lot of it!. (Hey! They need to put something in there about losing your memory, too!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
love that! they should add something about repeating yourself!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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oops, am i repeating myself again!? waste of time lady!. this is crap, i thought it was gunna be real or interesting! women!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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oops, am i repeating myself again!? waste of time lady!. this is crap, i thought it was gunna be real or interesting! women!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks, I needed a good laugh!. Oh so true!. I am only 26 but I can relate to a few!. I dont want to think of the years ahead!. Born in diapers, die in diapers!. Have a great night!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I HAVE SEEN THIS FROM YOU BEFORE AND IT IS INTERESTING EVERY TIME GOOD JOB WOMAN IM STARTING TO SEE THE CONSPIRACY TOO
I WILL also BE PASSING THIS ONWww@Enter-QA@Com
I WILL also BE PASSING THIS ONWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for the warning!.!.!.!.!.!. starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thank you, so much of that is sadly trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
very good,i will definitely pass it on!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think I know who is behind it!.!.!.the same sneaky bastards that snuck in one night, removed all the fluff from my breasts and put it on my butt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, that was funny =)
im gonna send that to some people in a little while :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
im gonna send that to some people in a little while :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com