You just might be a redneck if?!


Question: You just might be a redneck if!?
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-- Your computer stand is made of a stack of old tires or 2 x 8's and cinderblocks!.
-- You think www!. in a url is a logo for a wrestling organization!.
-- Someone tells You they're "locked up" and You ask if they need bail money!.
-- You've ever been too drunk to chat!.
-- Your screen saver is a confederate flag and plays Dixie!.
-- You think a hard drive is a trip to Uncle Bubba's!.
-- Your mouse keeps knocking over your spitcan!.
-- You think a surge supressor is a pill for diarrhea!.
-- You keep trying to figure out why your scanner won't pick up police radio calls!.
-- You think a megabyte is a new sandwich at McDonalds!.
-- You have to ask someone how to spell LOL!.
-- You stomach overlaps half of your keyboard!.
-- You try to figure out how to get your empty beer cans into the recycling bin!.
-- You try to turn on Your computer with the remote!.
-- You try to figure out how Your floppy disk got hard!.
-- You play Frisbee with your CD Rom's!.
-- You find yourself on the floor looking into your "A Drive" yelling 'Give it back! Give it Back'!.
-- When birds fly across your screen an you reach for Your shotgun!.
-- You put a mousetrap on your desk!.
-- Your yard is full of old computers stacked on cinder blocks!.
-- You use Your CD-ROM drive as a beer holder!.
-- You call tech support an ask where to buy stamps for your e-mail!.
-- When You tern your computer on you say, "Come OOOOOOON Betsy!."
-- You think system wizard is a dude in a funny hat!.
-- You think 64 M RAM is a new big block engine for Your pickup!.
-- You think ICQ is how smart your computer is!.
-- Someone tells you that your computer has a bug an you reach for the can of Raid!.
-- You think a mouse pad is where Mighty Mouse and his cousins hang!.
-- You go buy a surfboard to surf the net!.
-- You think your homepage is where you really live!.
-- You give directions to a website that include a person, animal, or old barn!.
-- You think MB stands for "More Beer!."
-- You wait for the Bluelight special at K-Mart to buy your computer!.
-- You see the word Download, and take the shells out of your shotgun!.
-- You think the person that made your keyboard was dumb 'cuz the letters aren't in order!.
-- You think pushing the delete key will make your ol' lady disappear!.
-- You think CD stands for Cow Dung!.
-- You think GIF stands for "Goodie It's Free!."
-- You think Mirabilis is a new brand of smokes!.
-- You see the "shift" key and try to figure out how to change gears!.
-- You wonder why your screen saver ain't wearing a cape like that there superhero on the cartoons!.
-- You think screen saver is a new flavor o' candy!.
-- You think Geocities is a place to buy little cars!.
-- You catch yourself trying to smell the little flower on your ICQ contact list!.
-- You think the "A drive" is where you park your pickup!.
-- You see the word "Zip" and know why you were feeling a draft!.
-- Your computer has a bumper sticker on it!.
-- Part of Your computer is held together with duct tape!.
-- You sees the word "Refresh" and reach into the cooler for another beer!.
-- Your in a chat room and someone asks where your from and you reply, "My momma!."
-- You sees the word "Website" and start looking for spiders!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
just cant type!!! lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahhahah!!!!!!!!!
what else does GIF stand for!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaha good one !!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Epic Lawl!.
Star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ok!.!.!.so is there a question or are you just trying to make people mad!? I am what some people may refer to as a redneck & I know better than to do someting like this!. Some people have REAL problems & need real answers!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hilarious - keep em comingWww@Enter-QA@Com

good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

are u a redneck too!?

your spelling sometimes hints to that!.!.!. :-DWww@Enter-QA@Com

LoL that is pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

After your wedding you have the reception at Walmart so that it's easier to return the gifts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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