A woman's dictionary?!
Question: A woman's dictionary!?
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n!. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet!.
Airhead (er*hed) n!. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman!.
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n!. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner!."
Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n!. Gotta get married in a church!.
Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n!. An appliance designed to eat socks!.
Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n!. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms!.
Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n!. The last two minutes of a football game!.
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v!. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase!.
Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n!. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Airhead (er*hed) n!. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman!.
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n!. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner!."
Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n!. Gotta get married in a church!.
Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n!. An appliance designed to eat socks!.
Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n!. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms!.
Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n!. The last two minutes of a football game!.
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v!. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase!.
Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n!. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
cant!?e!?lope!?!?!?
u r crazy
w-oman!
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m-y
an-suer!Www@Enter-QA@Com
u r crazy
w-oman!
o-h
m-y
an-suer!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha so funny but soo true!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh, That made my day!.
Star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
weird!.!.!.
i've never known thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
i've never known thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
this is great - thanks for the 7 am smile buzz!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Obviously written by a woman for women
Great laff - thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Great laff - thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that is sooo funny
HIlarious
it is sooooo true!
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NICE JOKE!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HIlarious
it is sooooo true!
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NICE JOKE!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny!.!.!.and soooo true!! I like the barbeque one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious! It's so funny and SOOOO true, too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! I like that!. Did you make it up yourself; if you did, it's pretty clever!.
emilyWww@Enter-QA@Com
emilyWww@Enter-QA@Com