A woman's dictionary continued?!


Question: A woman's dictionary continued!?
Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n!. Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon!.

Childbirth (child*brth) n!. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,!.!.!.breath!.!.!.push!.!.!."

Lipstick (lip*stik) n!. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth!. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear!.!.!.!

Park (park) v!./n!. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck!." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide!.

Patience (pa*shens) n!. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children!. See also "tranquilizers!."

Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n!. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it!.

Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n!. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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lmao
HILARIOUS!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Oh my gosh! This is so funny!!!!! And so true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha i love thatWww@Enter-QA@Com

Lol loved itWww@Enter-QA@Com

Love them and especially the waterproof mascara, how freakin' trueWww@Enter-QA@Com

i hope you dont share these things with t*h*e c*h*i*l*d*r*e*nWww@Enter-QA@Com



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