Oops did I write that on your medical chart?!


Question: Oops did I write that on your medical chart!?
I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy!.

The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week!.

Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles!.

Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation!.

She is numb from her toes down!.

Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot!.

While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home!.

The lab test indicated abnormal lover function!.

The patient was to have a bowel resection!. However he took a job as a stockbroker instead!.

Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches!.

Coming from Detroit, this man has no children!.

Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
At first I thought the whole thing was a long joke, so it didn't make any sense!. Then I realized each of these are a joke!. They made me laugh once I noticed that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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