Are you old when?!


Question: Are you old when!?
In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first!.
- It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick!.
- Kidnappers are not very interested in you!.
- No one expects you to run into a burning building!.
- People call at 9 p!.m!. and ask, "Did I wake you!?"
- People no longer view you as a hypochondriac!.
- There's nothing left to learn the hard way!.
- Things you buy now won't wear out!.
- You buy a compass for the dash of your car!.
- You can eat dinner at 4:00
- You can live without sex but not without glasses!.
- You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television!.
- You consider coffee one of the most important things in life!.
- You constantly talk about the price of gasoline!.
- You enjoy hearing about other people's operations!.
- You get into a heated argument about pension plans!.
- You got cable for the weather channel!.
- You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it!.
- You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge!.
- You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room!.
- You send money to PBS!.
- You sing along with the elevator music!.
- You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn!.
- Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper!.
- Your back goes out more than you do!.
- Your ears are hairier than your head!.
- Your eyes won't get much worse!.
- Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off!.
- Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service!.
- Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either!.
- Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
hahaha, true signs of an aging person!. as i age, i will check this list to see just how old i have become!.!.!. ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Have we met!?

I think you might be confusing me with someone else actually!.

1) I do not have the Weather Channel
2) I do not send money to PBS

This is probably only because you forgot that I do not live in the States any more!.

CheersWww@Enter-QA@Com

Might as well buy my grave plot now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

good one
u can change ur profile pic please it freaks me outWww@Enter-QA@Com



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