Is this a good smelly one?!
Question: Is this a good smelly one!?
Many years ago in English
pubs it was traditional
to have free snuff on the bar
The landlord had run out of snuff
just before opening time one evening
well the only thing he could find
was some dried up cat sh*t
he ground this down and placed it
on the bar
A couple of the regulars came in a little later
and one took a pinch of snuff
said to his mate
can you smell cat sh*t
no said his mate
A little later his mate takes a pinch of snuff
and says
thats good snuff tonight
I can smell that cat sh*t now
I hope you liked that one
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pubs it was traditional
to have free snuff on the bar
The landlord had run out of snuff
just before opening time one evening
well the only thing he could find
was some dried up cat sh*t
he ground this down and placed it
on the bar
A couple of the regulars came in a little later
and one took a pinch of snuff
said to his mate
can you smell cat sh*t
no said his mate
A little later his mate takes a pinch of snuff
and says
thats good snuff tonight
I can smell that cat sh*t now
I hope you liked that one
Thanks for your timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Fab joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good and it reminds me of one I heard a few years ago:-
A Guy walks into an empty pub and the Barman goes to the cellar to get a crate and he hears a voice "You got nice hair" he looks around and sees no-one, then again a voice says "you smell nice"!.!.!. The Barman returns and the Guy says " I know its strange mate but I keep hearing voices" The Barman says "It's not strange mate it's the complimentary nuts!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Guy walks into an empty pub and the Barman goes to the cellar to get a crate and he hears a voice "You got nice hair" he looks around and sees no-one, then again a voice says "you smell nice"!.!.!. The Barman returns and the Guy says " I know its strange mate but I keep hearing voices" The Barman says "It's not strange mate it's the complimentary nuts!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
classicWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice, well not for the blokes taking the snuff, but for us, it was rather delightful!.
PEACE
Have a *Www@Enter-QA@Com
PEACE
Have a *Www@Enter-QA@Com
if I ever come to England,remind me to never take the free snuff they offer at the pubs!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very good! :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha thats a good one! lol really funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it made me giggle thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
it wasnt crazy funny
but i quess i dunno it wzs gd thenWww@Enter-QA@Com
but i quess i dunno it wzs gd thenWww@Enter-QA@Com
not bad at all!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I did!. As our ancestors did no doubt : -) Wot about the pommie bloke who drives 400 miles on a stinking hot day to arrive at an outback pub near Alice Springs!. Cant help but notice two buckets sitting on verandah near door, swarming with flies!. Enters bar, sees one other customer inside!. Very quiet (apart from noise of flies)!. Orders a beer, gets it, loves it!. His neighbour at bar gets up, staggers to door, goes outside, unzips and pees in one of the buckets on verandah!. Zips up and staggers back to bar, orders a beer!. At this the barman goes apeshit! Jumps over the bar, grabs the bloke, hussles him outside, chucks him on ground and yells "Dont come back here again, ya loser!" The Pommie is a bit worried!. "What was that all about!?" he asks the barman!. The barman replies, " I've told him twice today already!. NOT IN THE LADIES!"Www@Enter-QA@Com