--->The Ultimate Definitions..........??!
Question: --->The Ultimate Definitions!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?!?
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays!.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich!.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills!.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters!.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage!.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower!.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present!.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece!.
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work!.
Conference Room : A place whereeverybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich!.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills!.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters!.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage!.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower!.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present!.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece!.
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work!.
Conference Room : A place whereeverybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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i love them all!.
i will forward them to my friends!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Thanks for making me put a smile on my dial and setting things Straight!.!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for making me put a smile on my dial and setting things Straight!.!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
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love them all
esp!. the life insurance one
u deserve a star*:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
esp!. the life insurance one
u deserve a star*:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice thoughts!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
I'll add something to this,
1!. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other!.
2!. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage
3!. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip!.
4!. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river!.
5!. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet!."
6!. Pessimist : - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY !.
Have a great day :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll add something to this,
1!. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other!.
2!. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage
3!. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip!.
4!. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river!.
5!. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet!."
6!. Pessimist : - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY !.
Have a great day :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com