--->The Ultimate Definitions..........??!


Question: --->The Ultimate Definitions!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?!?
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays!.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich!.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills!.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters!.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage!.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower!.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present!.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece!.

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work!.

Conference Room : A place whereeverybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
wow!. as usual wonderful!.
i love them all!.
i will forward them to my friends!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Love them, especially the life insurance one, how true!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Already saw this but soo funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

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OMG!! hahahha!.!.!.they wer damn funny! seriously yaar!.!.!.i laughed at each point!.!.!.!.i havent heard most of them before!.!!!! good job dear!!! keeep it up! take a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

OMG that was so funny and cool,

Thanks for making me put a smile on my dial and setting things Straight!.!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

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coolWww@Enter-QA@Com

love them all
esp!. the life insurance one
u deserve a star*:)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nice thoughts!.!.!.!.!.!.!.


I'll add something to this,


1!. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other!.


2!. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage


3!. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip!.


4!. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river!.


5!. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet!."


6!. Pessimist : - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY !.



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