Funny joke for you........!
Question: Funny joke for you!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar, both getting drunk!. The man turns to the woman and asks her why she's so down!.
"My husband just left me!. He said I'm too kinky in bed," she replied!.
"What a coincidence! My wife just left me," said the man!. "She told me that I was too kinky for her, too!"
The two talk a little while longer, and finding that they have so much in common they decide to go back to the woman's house to have kinky sex!.
When they get to her house she turns to the man and says, "Give me ten minutes, I want to slip into something more comfortable!." She goes into the bathroom and changes into a full leather, jet black dominatrix outfit!.
However, as she's coming out of her bathroom, the man is putting on his coat and walking out the door!.
"What happened!?", she said!. "I thought you wanted to have kinky sex!?"
He looks at her and says, "Well, I just screwed your dog and
s h i t in your purse!. I'm done!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"My husband just left me!. He said I'm too kinky in bed," she replied!.
"What a coincidence! My wife just left me," said the man!. "She told me that I was too kinky for her, too!"
The two talk a little while longer, and finding that they have so much in common they decide to go back to the woman's house to have kinky sex!.
When they get to her house she turns to the man and says, "Give me ten minutes, I want to slip into something more comfortable!." She goes into the bathroom and changes into a full leather, jet black dominatrix outfit!.
However, as she's coming out of her bathroom, the man is putting on his coat and walking out the door!.
"What happened!?", she said!. "I thought you wanted to have kinky sex!?"
He looks at her and says, "Well, I just screwed your dog and
s h i t in your purse!. I'm done!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahahhahahahaa!.!.if i had a thousand stars id give it 2 u!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol - ew but lol hahaha lmaoooWww@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious!!!! lmao!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats not funny :( got any better ones!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
It is very funny!.!.!. hahaha!.!.!.!.hope it doesn't happen to anyone though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sick, but funny!. Here's a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
OH CRAP THAT IS FUNNYWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow now thats kinky and stinkyWww@Enter-QA@Com
sounds like something my ex would say!.!.!.!.!.but it is funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com