Its joke time hit and click?!
Question: Its joke time hit and click!?
Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg!.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph!.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here!."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese"!.
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,"replied Spielberg!.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship!."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me!."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph!.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here!."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese"!.
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,"replied Spielberg!.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship!."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me!."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Very bloody good!. I'm liking this one!. Reminds me of Family Guy when they go to China and Peter goes up to every Chinese person he sees and says, "Oh my God! It's Jackie Chan!" Then one Chinese fellow goes up to the whole family one by one saying, "Oh my God! It's Ethan Hawk!"
No doubt some idiot will claim this to be racistWww@Enter-QA@Com
No doubt some idiot will claim this to be racistWww@Enter-QA@Com
A young couple take their young son to a nude beach!. The boy plays on the beach and returns to ask his mother!.!.!."Mom why do some ladies on the beach have bigger boobs than you!?" She replies, the larger their boobs, the sillier they are!. He says "oh, OK" and returns to play!. Sometime later he returns and asks his mother "Mom, why do some of the men here on the beach have bigger things than Daddy!?" She replies, the larger a mans thing, the dumber he is!. Again the boy says "OK thanks Mommy!." 30 minutes later, he returns to inform his mother!.!.!."Mommy, Daddy is down there talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks to her, the dumber he gets"!. Hope you enjoy this one:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha thats aceWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah right,they're all the sameWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol so funneyWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com