Rules for eating chocolate?!
Question: Rules for eating chocolate!?
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly!.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want!.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car!.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot!.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal!. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less!.
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge!.
Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves!.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet!?
Don't they actually counteract each other!?
Money talks!. Chocolate sings!.
Chocolate has many preservatives!. Preservatives make you look younger!.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today!. That way, at least you'll get one thing done!.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place!. Isn't that handy!?
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer!. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want!.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car!.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot!.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal!. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less!.
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge!.
Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves!.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet!?
Don't they actually counteract each other!?
Money talks!. Chocolate sings!.
Chocolate has many preservatives!. Preservatives make you look younger!.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today!. That way, at least you'll get one thing done!.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place!. Isn't that handy!?
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer!. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
What a sweet question???
Deelicious Odessa??Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I only consume 5 white chocolates in 3 a!.m!.!.
WHITE IS CAlorie-FREE!.
Hilary R!.C!.TV!.M!.BJ!. Clinton reassured me!.'Georgie only white!'
ha ha :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHITE IS CAlorie-FREE!.
Hilary R!.C!.TV!.M!.BJ!. Clinton reassured me!.'Georgie only white!'
ha ha :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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thats hilarious
one for u too:
What is defference between man and Superman!?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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thats hilarious
one for u too:
What is defference between man and Superman!?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
in ur rules u have mentioned about calories!.!.!.
too many calories
too many calories
too many calories
needs some dieting
how about chocolate dieting!.!.!.!.!.!.
one more rule added have star
before having a chocolateWww@Enter-QA@Com
too many calories
too many calories
too many calories
needs some dieting
how about chocolate dieting!.!.!.!.!.!.
one more rule added have star
before having a chocolateWww@Enter-QA@Com
Break your chocolate into little pieces, the calories leak out that way!. Or evaporate!.!.!. whichever you prefer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you prefer sex probably, lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Plus they sent the jobs to Mexico funny the cheap labor here went them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com