Are the old ones the best ones ?!
Question: Are the old ones the best ones !?
This fella is on his first parachute jump
he jumps out of the plane
freefalls a little way then pulls the ripcord
nothing happens so he pulls the emergency cord
still nothing happens
He continues to freefall when he meets another
fella coming up towards him
He shouts over, do you know anything about parachutes
no came the reply
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he jumps out of the plane
freefalls a little way then pulls the ripcord
nothing happens so he pulls the emergency cord
still nothing happens
He continues to freefall when he meets another
fella coming up towards him
He shouts over, do you know anything about parachutes
no came the reply
Do you know anything about gas cookersWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
BrilliantWww@Enter-QA@Com
On that note,
A man had just join the RAF and was on his first parachute jump, one of the other men told him that they sometimes had problems with parachutes not working, and if it was to break he should shout 'Allah the almighty save me!'!.
The new recruit shrugs this off as a joke and joins the crew!.
When on his jump the recruit pull his cord to release the parachute, but nothing happens!. He then pulls the second emergency cord, but nothing happens!.
In a moment of panic the recruit shouts 'Allah the almighty save me!', and just as he did a large black hand swooped out of the sky, caught the recruit and placed him on the ground!.
In a sigh of relief the man says 'thank God', Just as quickly a black foot comes down and squashes the man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man had just join the RAF and was on his first parachute jump, one of the other men told him that they sometimes had problems with parachutes not working, and if it was to break he should shout 'Allah the almighty save me!'!.
The new recruit shrugs this off as a joke and joins the crew!.
When on his jump the recruit pull his cord to release the parachute, but nothing happens!. He then pulls the second emergency cord, but nothing happens!.
In a moment of panic the recruit shouts 'Allah the almighty save me!', and just as he did a large black hand swooped out of the sky, caught the recruit and placed him on the ground!.
In a sigh of relief the man says 'thank God', Just as quickly a black foot comes down and squashes the man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehehehehe!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Still makes me laugh!.
It's great when you can never remember jokes - they stay funny !!
Have a star!. xWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's great when you can never remember jokes - they stay funny !!
Have a star!. xWww@Enter-QA@Com
yup!.!.!.the old ones r the gud ones!.!.!.!.not the best though!.!.!.
tht was funny by the way!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
tht was funny by the way!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the old ones ARE the best!Www@Enter-QA@Com
oldie but goodie, what can I say,it made me laugh!. Star's are falling you way*Www@Enter-QA@Com
what a gasWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah lol te old ones are always the bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
made me laugh anywayWww@Enter-QA@Com
damn, that was pretty good!. started my day off right!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.KUD!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com