Anyone know any funny mexican jokes??????!


Question: Anyone know any funny mexican jokes!?!?!?!?!?!?
whats the difference between a mexican and a bench!?!?!?
a bench can support a family!!!!!
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what do u call a mexican that is bein baptized!?
beandip!!
why do mexicans walk around school like they own da place!?
cuz there dad built it, and there mom cleans it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

A really sexy girl walks into a bar!. She struts over to these three guys!. One is a brother, One is a whitey, and One is a mexican!.

She says "I like an intelligent man!. One who can use the words liver and cheese in a sentence and still make is sound sexy as hell"

The brother walks up to her and says "Hey baby, I got all the liver and cheese you want back at my place, come home with me, you'll see"

she rolls her eyes

The white dude goes "Oh you're a freak huh, I'll eat liver and cheese out of your belly button if that's what you want!"

She gets a disgusted look on her face

The mexican walks up to her and puts his arm around her waist!. He looks at the two failures and says "Liver alone, Cheese mine!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

what do you call a mexican on the moon!.!.!.!.problem!. what do you call 2 mexicans on the moon!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.bigger problem what do you call all the mexicans on the moon!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.


problem solvedWww@Enter-QA@Com

How many cops does it take to take away a Mexican!?
6: 1 to carry him in and 5 others to carry his oranges!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What did the sober mexican say to the drunk mexican!? Give me the keys to your camel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What did the mexican say as a man stole his cheese!?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

Why do mexicans eat beans every day!?

So they can have a bubble bath every night!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff!?
When the police officer asked him why he'd done it he said, "Tequila! Tequila!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

BEHOLD! RACISM!Www@Enter-QA@Com

What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball!?
Juan on JuanWww@Enter-QA@Com

what do u call a mexican baptism!?


BEAN DIP!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

That's not funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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