Long joke, but maybe worth it?!
Question: Long joke, but maybe worth it!?
So this young dude buys himself a mean machine of a motorbike!. Because he doesn't have a garage, the sales guy recommends that he should invest in a tub of vaseline and rub the chrome with it, should the weather promise rain in order to protect it!.
As it so happens, that very evening, he's invited to his girlfriend's family for dinner!. With the gleaming bike parked outside, they make their way to the front door, but before they enter the house, she turns to him and says:" Listen, we have this rule that the first person to speak after dinner has to do the dishes, so just remember that!." The young man isn't fazed and is in fact rather looking forward to this challenge!.
Dinner goes well, with everyone becoming quieter and quieter as the meal comes to a close, until, finally - slience!.
After 40 minutes, the boyfriend starts getting bored, but is sdetermined Not to break the rule!. So in order to get a verbal reaction, he gropes his girlfriend’s breast!. No one says a word, although!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
As it so happens, that very evening, he's invited to his girlfriend's family for dinner!. With the gleaming bike parked outside, they make their way to the front door, but before they enter the house, she turns to him and says:" Listen, we have this rule that the first person to speak after dinner has to do the dishes, so just remember that!." The young man isn't fazed and is in fact rather looking forward to this challenge!.
Dinner goes well, with everyone becoming quieter and quieter as the meal comes to a close, until, finally - slience!.
After 40 minutes, the boyfriend starts getting bored, but is sdetermined Not to break the rule!. So in order to get a verbal reaction, he gropes his girlfriend’s breast!. No one says a word, although!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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