Can some one suprise me and post a joke or riddle that i didn't hear in the !


Question: Can some one suprise me and post a joke or riddle that i didn't hear in the 3rd grade!?
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Chinese Torture

A young man is wandering and lost in a forest when he comes upon a small house!. Knocking on the door, he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long gray beard!. "I'm lost," said the young man!. "Can you put me up for the night!?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition!. If you lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man!." "OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old, and entered the house!.

During dinner, the daughter came down the stairs!. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic body!. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal!. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone!. During the night, he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion!. He was careful to keep everything quiet, so the old man wouldn't hear!. Near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy!.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest!. Opening his eyes, he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest!." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought!."If that's the best the old man can do, then I don't have much to worry about!." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window, and threw the boulder out!.

As he did so, he noticed another note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle!." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to taut!. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder!.

As he plummeted towards the ground, he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bed post!."


OUCH!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Title: Three Ladies That Worked Together

There were three ladies that worked together; a brunette a redhead and a blonde!.

One day the brunette walked in and said, "Your not gonna believe this but last night I was looking under my daughters bed and found a case of beer!. I'm so disappointed in my daughter!. I had no idea she drank!."

The next day the red head walked into work and said, "Your not gonna believe this but last night I was going through my daughter’s clothes and found a bag of marijuana!. I'm so disappointed in my daughter!. I had no idea she did drugs!.”

The next day the blonde walks into work and she says, "You guys are really not gonna believe this but last night I was going through my daughter’s drawer and found a box of condoms!. I had no idea she had a penis!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com

DONT CHEAT!!!

there is a banana tree, and there are 3 animals!. a giraffe, a cat, and an elephant!.
which animal do you think can get the plum off this tree!?

TRY TO ANSWEER THIS IN 10 SECONDS!!!!

now scroll down to see what was the right answer was!.

































if you said!.!.!.!.

giraffe: a baby is smarter than you!.
cat:you have half a brain
elephant:your dumber than a pencil!.


HELLO!!! how can you get a plum off a banana tree!!!!!
lolz
hope i got you with that riddle!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

It's the spring, and the baby bear!?
comes out of his cave!. His knees are wobbling, he's a wreck!. He's skin and bones, with
big circles under his eyes!. His mother says, "Junior! Did you hibernate all winter like
you were supposed to!?"

He says, "Hibernate!? Schitt! I thought you said m@sturbate!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

what do u call the music the play in abercrombie!?










moosic

(moose+music)
i know u haven't heard it cuz my friend made it up!!=DWww@Enter-QA@Com

Check out one by Conan about baby bear!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why dont lions eat meat!?
Because they cant cook

You probably heard that one before!.!. sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com



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