Cat on a hot tin roof and other jokes, did you like them? were they funny? what !
Question: Cat on a hot tin roof and other jokes, did you like them!? were they funny!? what is YOUR gender!?
A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week!. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up!. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died!."
The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that!. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down!. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up!. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away!.''
The brother thought about it and apologized!.
"So how's Mom!?" asked the man!.
"She's on the roof and won't come down!."
Q: How many men does it take to screw a light bulb into a socket!?
A: One -- because men will screw anything!.
An old man and a young man work together in an office!. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the yoWww@Enter-QA@Com
The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that!. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down!. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up!. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away!.''
The brother thought about it and apologized!.
"So how's Mom!?" asked the man!.
"She's on the roof and won't come down!."
Q: How many men does it take to screw a light bulb into a socket!?
A: One -- because men will screw anything!.
An old man and a young man work together in an office!. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the yoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
like the first one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first one could have been funnier!.!.!.
The second one, not funny at all but only because I have been hearing that joke since I was a kid
The third one is funny and grossWww@Enter-QA@Com
The second one, not funny at all but only because I have been hearing that joke since I was a kid
The third one is funny and grossWww@Enter-QA@Com
nasty but funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
liked the first oneWww@Enter-QA@Com