Jokes for me?!


Question: Jokes for me!?
i need some jokes for a party soon any type of jokes i have oneWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
A dew of mine

“Well, Troy,” the scowling doctor said, “I see you’re well over a month late for your appointment!. Don’t you realize that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention!. What’s your excuse!?”

“I was simply following your orders, Doc,” Troy replied!.

“Following my orders!?” the confused doctor said!. “What are you going on about!? I gave you no such order!.”

“You told me to avoid people who irritate me,” explained Troy!.

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I was caring for a blonde woman in the hospital and asked, “So, how was your breakfast this morning!?”
“It was very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly!. I can’t seem to get used to the taste,” the patient replied!.
I asked if I could see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled “KY Jelly!.”

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Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store!. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman!. Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him!. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help!. She obliged and let him do his thing!. Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, “Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!” “Dear God! Did you try to stop him!?” “No,” the blonde said, “I did better than that! I got the license plate number!”

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A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away!. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket!.

They hear a faint moan!. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive!.

She lives for ten more years and then dies!. A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying the casket!.

As they are walking out, the husband cries, “Watch out for the wall!”

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Act like your telling a story and say "so this is kinda crazy but the other day one of my good friends (say their name if you want here) was driving on the highway and this ambulance comes speeding, going 80 at least, and so my friend let's them on and then is behind them!. Well they were going so fast that something must have flew out and since my friend was right behind them, he stopped to see what it was!.!.!.!. it was a cooler (let them guess what was in it by just pausing, but don't just come out and ask them) !.!.!.!. and there was a toe inside!. (wait until someone asks what they did or if they called 911, etc) and say "so my friend called a toe truck"

hahahahWww@Enter-QA@Com

It's the spring, and the baby bear!?
comes out of his cave!. His knees are wobbling, he's a wreck!. He's skin and bones, with
big circles under his eyes!. His mother says, "Junior! Did you hibernate all winter like
you were supposed to!?"

He says, "Hibernate!? Schitt! I thought you said m@sturbate!"

or

Mickey Mouse is sitting in his lawyer’s office!. The lawyer says, “Mickey, am I to understand that you want to get a divorce from Minnie because she’s she’s crazy!?” Mickey replies, “I didn’t say she was crazy!. I said she’s f##kin Goofy!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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