Trouble at the manor. What should I do next?!
Question: Trouble at the manor!. What should I do next!?
We hosted the annual village fete at the manor, and held a barbeque!. I was crossing the garden carrying one of those anti-mosquito candles on a pole which I was planning to put in the ground near the serving tables, when I was set apon by some hippies carrying Tibetan flags!. They kept harping on about Olympic games, but all we were doing was having an egg and spoon race, and sponge throwing at the local vicar!. They're saying I should boycott China, but we were using paper plates!. Am I missing something!? Now they're protesting at the gates!. What should I do next!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hmmmm very interesting problem!.!.!.!.!.!.!. but as ever i think I have two solutions to your predicament!.!.!.!.
Firstly as a prolific importer of opium I could have a word with our Chinese counterparts, they owe me a favour or two!. Doubtless once their white tracksuited gentlemen have finished with this torch business they can attend your pile and help these hippies to see the error of their ways!.
Alternatively, just mention that at either mine or Rotters place we're digging up some ancient woodland!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Given their prepencity to tree hug, they will ignore the Tibetan question in favour of the Mighty oaks !?
Once on our land we'll "take care" of them !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Firstly as a prolific importer of opium I could have a word with our Chinese counterparts, they owe me a favour or two!. Doubtless once their white tracksuited gentlemen have finished with this torch business they can attend your pile and help these hippies to see the error of their ways!.
Alternatively, just mention that at either mine or Rotters place we're digging up some ancient woodland!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Given their prepencity to tree hug, they will ignore the Tibetan question in favour of the Mighty oaks !?
Once on our land we'll "take care" of them !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
As I'm late, I was not going to join you, however, as you are in distress I'll attend post haste!. I'm sure the protestors will be considerably less threatening once scraped out of the radiator grille and off the tyres of my car!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Take photos and tell the protesters you will forward to the DH SS to check if the qualify for their job seekers or disability allowance,wait 10mim and see how many IF any remain!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
PO-PO!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hippy shooting contest !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Release the hounds!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
let the hounds outWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, idk what to tell yaWww@Enter-QA@Com