I don't get this joke please explain..?!
Question: I don't get this joke please explain!.!.!?
A little boy came down to breakfast!. Since they lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores!.
"Not yet," said the little boy!.
His mother told him he couldn't have any breakfast until he did his chores!. Well, he was a little pissed, so he went to feed the chickens, and he kicked a chicken!. He went to feed the cows, and he kicked a cow!. He went to feed the pigs, and he kicked a pig!.
He went back in for breakfast and his mother gave him a bowl of dry cereal!.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon!? "Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal!?" he asks!.
"Well, "his mother said, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs!. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, either!. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk this morning!."
Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen!.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I!?
(if you dont get it i think there is another word P that begins with but the wouldn't make sense ever)Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Not yet," said the little boy!.
His mother told him he couldn't have any breakfast until he did his chores!. Well, he was a little pissed, so he went to feed the chickens, and he kicked a chicken!. He went to feed the cows, and he kicked a cow!. He went to feed the pigs, and he kicked a pig!.
He went back in for breakfast and his mother gave him a bowl of dry cereal!.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon!? "Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal!?" he asks!.
"Well, "his mother said, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs!. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, either!. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk this morning!."
Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen!.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I!?
(if you dont get it i think there is another word P that begins with but the wouldn't make sense ever)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Lolzors, thats a good one, I didn't get it a first but now it's crystal!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if you don't get it, you're obviously very young, and therefore i don't want to explain it to you!. one day you will understand it!. hahah it's actually pretty funny!. maybe you can find someone who will explain it to you in a mild way!. i don't want to get reported!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha! The little boy didn't get what he wanted because he kicked the cow, chicken and pig!. The dad isn't gonna get what he wants(sex) because he kicked the cat!. pus$y is another work for cat!. Get it!?! Hahahahahahahha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You see, cats are also known as pussycats!. I'd like to avoid being profane, but I will tell you that just take cats out of that word and you'll get your answer of what the father isn't getting laterWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very original and funny joke even if you don't get it!. Cats are also know as pussy!. Pussy is slang for a women's private parts!. So he wouldn't get to have sex tonight!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you can't make sence of it!. dont stress yourself!. Insted just sit back and enjoy a pizzaWww@Enter-QA@Com
pretty simple actually, if he kicks the pussycatt he wont be getting anything related to that if you catch my driftt!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
pussy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.pussy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.sex with the wife!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.pussy manWww@Enter-QA@Com
I had to read it 3 times but I finally got it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
if this joke has to be explained to you then you are to young to be telling itWww@Enter-QA@Com
no pussy for daddy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
no pussy(sex) for him!.
lol that was a good one!.
too bad you didnt get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that was a good one!.
too bad you didnt get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Pu$$y!Www@Enter-QA@Com
FUNNY, I love it!. Have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats why he didn't get no p that morning becouse he kicked the cat-thats my guessWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah i get it
but i dont wanna say bad words like othrsWww@Enter-QA@Com
but i dont wanna say bad words like othrsWww@Enter-QA@Com
it means that the dad doesn't get any pussy (sex)Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.
i'm not even gonna say itWww@Enter-QA@Com
i'm not even gonna say itWww@Enter-QA@Com