Please make a funny joke! :)?!


Question: Please make a funny joke! :)!?
Please make a funny joke or say something funny to make me laugh out loud!! The best joke will get the best answer! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner!. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair!. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart!. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart!.

"Duke!" the dad yelled!.

"This is great!" the boy thought!. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one!.

"Duke!" the father barked!. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a eally loud and smelly fart!.

"Duke! Get out of there before the boy shits on you!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny one-liners:


If a midget anounces he's gay, does that mean that he's coming out of the cupboard!?


If you're God's gift to women, I hope he still has the receipt!.


Save your breath, you're going to need it to inflate your girlfriend back home!.


Men are like bank accounts, if they don't have much money they don't generate much interest!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

When i was 6 i was in 1st grade and i had to go # 2 really badly and i didnt want to ask the teacher cuz i was scared so i pooped my pants



yo mamma so fat when she jumped on a trampolene she not only broke the trampolene but she went strait through the ground and was stuck 500 feeet undergroundWww@Enter-QA@Com

The other day i picked up this chick, she was indian i think cause she had one of those dots on her forehead,
anyway we went to my place,had a great night and slept!.
in the morning she was still there, so i got a little curious,i lent over and scratched her dot and won a car!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

2 guys are in the forest, they see a big bear!.!.

one guy bends down to tie his shoelaces and the other says, "What are you Crazy!? You can't outrun that bear!"

The other responds:
"I don't need to out the bear, I only need to outrun you!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

why did the monkey fall out of the tree!?




because he was dead!!!!!

http://youtube!.com/watch!?v=f1RY3g3yWPY

also this is freakin hilarious!.!.!.!.!.get better and feel betterWww@Enter-QA@Com

A guy comes home to his wife and says!. I've heard that the next door neighbor has made love to every woman on this street except one!.!.

She replied!.

i bet you it was that stuck up cow from number 47!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well when people say "catch you later"!
I always say "you never through me up in the first placeWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ok, here's a joke!.

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors!?

Answer: If it had 4, it would be a chicken Sedan!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What's the best present you can buy a hooker!?




A pillow you know for all that time she spends on her back!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I lit a bottle rocket!.It flew into my groin!.I screamed "OW,MY DICK" Hope ya laughed,I sure as hell didn'tWww@Enter-QA@Com

if i jog backwards will i gain weightWww@Enter-QA@Com

^^^omg all of those are gay! Me writting this is more funny then all of you!.^^^Www@Enter-QA@Com

where do the littttle generals keep their little armies!?

up their little sleevies!Www@Enter-QA@Com

pikachu!Www@Enter-QA@Com

My dog just died!. HAHAHAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com

Q!. Why do blondes like convertibles!?

A!. More leg room!Www@Enter-QA@Com

This question is so great!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.for me to poop on!Www@Enter-QA@Com

what will you buy from a chemist when u go to ur girlfriends home at night for sleepover when nobody is at her home









sleeping tabletsWww@Enter-QA@Com

A few of mine

Two couples went out golfing together!. The men hit first from the men’s tee and walked with the ladies to their tee box!.

The first lady took a mighty swing at the ball, missing it completely, while passing some gas rather loudly in the process!. No one commented!.

She addressed the ball again but this time she passed just a little gas as she made contact with the ball, topping it and moving it only a short distance!.

She said, “I wonder why it didn’t go any further!?”

One of the men said, “I don’t think you gave it enough gas!”

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Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek!.

“Hey, bud, how are ya!?”

“I’m good!. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!”

“Well, I’m glad you like her!. Believe it or not, she’s a robot!”

“No way, how could that be!?”

“Way! She’s the latest model from Japan!. Lemme tell you how she works!. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation!. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter!. And that’s not all, she can have sex, too!”

“Holy ****! You’re kidding, right!?”

“No, she’s something, huh!? Tell you what, you can even borrow her!.”

So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while!. Suddenly, he hears him screaming “Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp” Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! eeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!”

The guy says, “****! I forgot to tell him her *** is a pencil sharpener!”

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There was this gas station in “redneck country” trying to increase it’s sales, so the owner put up a sign saying “Free Sex with Fill-up!.”

Soon a “redneck” customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex!.

The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex!. The buyer then guessed (8) and the proprietor said, “No, you were close!. The number was (7)!. Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next time”!.

Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex!. The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number!. The man guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor said, “Sorry, it was (3)!. You were close but no free sex this time”!.

As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, “I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t give away free sex”!. The buddy replied, “No, it’s not rigged — my wife won twice last week!.”

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Two friends had arranged a round of golf and were now on the first tee, preparing to start their game at 7 a!.m!. Just as the first was half way up his backswing, a good looking young lady ran across the course about 10 yards in front of him, peeling off her clothes as she went until she was totally naked!. As she disappeared into the woods he turned, dazed, to his companion, “What was that about!?!!!”

“Take no notice!. Just get on with the game,” replied the other!.

Settling down and lining up for his drive, the first golfer then noticed four men in white coats running across the course on a similar track to the young lady!. “What……!?!!?”

“Look!. Just get on with the game,” said the second!. “We don’t have all day, and you know the course closes at 9 p!.m!.,” the second says with a chuckle!.

For the third time the golfer squared up to the ball, only to be distracted by another man in a white coat running across the fairway, lugging two buckets of sand!. “Now, hold on a minute,” said the first golfer, “I’m not playing until you tell me what’s going on!.”

“OK,” said the second!. “Just over the wall there is an asylum!. The young lady is a patient who escapes and runs around naked from time to time!. The guys in white coats are chasing her!.”

“I’ll buy that,” said the first, “but what’s with the guy and the two buckets of sand!?”

“He’s the guy who caught her the last time!. That’s his handicap

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